Phil’s Time Machine: A Letter From Queens Roger Taylor To Rolling Stone Magazine-1981

 In Phil Pheed

‘You Suck.’

Stunned, shocked, amazed and asleep upon perusal of your “in-depth” story of Queen in South America (“Queen Holds Court in South America,” RS 345). I am a member of said group and extremely fucking proud of its music (not all) and its achievements. I don’t even write to my mother, since the written word seems worth less in this day of the telephone and publications such as yours and the National Enquirer.

Your peculiar 1970-time-warp attitude, coupled with an innate, congenital miscomprehension of rock & roll, continues to fascinate and annoy. Thank you, oh thank you, for the pseudopolitical slant and personal dishonesty that you continue to peddle in your outdated, opinionated, down-home rag.

Thanks also for the finely tuned musical assessment of my group from our sound check! Grow up. You invented the bitterness. I pity you. You suck. You are boring and you try to infect us.

Awaiting your charming review of my current album in about eight months!

London, England

This letter was written on an airline motion-sickness bag.—Ed.

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    QUEEN is awesome. I also remember when Margaret Gray tried to cover "Another One Bites the Dust"…hilarious.

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    Don't Stop Me Now!

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    Beautiful! Thx for posting that.

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