On our show tonight was Curt Queedy and Guy Barton talking about the time they hid from having to take a vote by breaking into an old woman's house and forcing her to cook them eggs and bacon. Bob Green was next saying as a conservative he doesn't want Obama to visit Madison for fear he'd be attacked by a man dressed as Martha WashingtonMartha Washington--A new costume for Tea Party MenMartha Washington in her 20's

It was Bob Green as our first guest tonight. This liberal chairman of Frazier Foods tells Phil that his billboard showing a womans thighs and a string hanging between them will help parents break the ice with their daughters about their menstrual cycles. Mr. Green tried to justify hiding in a closet and peaking at his sisters using tampons when he was young as a sort of self-education. He told Phil "I don't want that to happen to other kids. I already caught my sons doing it...to their mother" Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center and Prison Reform Outreach argued with Phil tonight about prisoners having cell phones. California's prison guards, says Dean, are the best in the world but to make ends meet they are forced to sell prisoners cell phones. In typical liberal fashion Dean then says that if the guards were paid better they could go into those prisoners cells and confiscate the phones that they'd just sold them. Dean tells Phil that the only reason "Chuck Manson" has two cell phones is so he can call for help if he's getting his ass kicked by other prisoners.

Jack Armstrong, liberal pundit, blogger, part-time TV talking head, etc, etc. was telling Phil he thinks people claiming residence in a school district illegally just to get their kids into that district are elitist and racist, looking to get their kids away from the "darkies." However, Jack will be doing the same thing next year. The difference, however, is that people might see Jack on TV and wonder why his kids go to a "toilet" school.  Plus, there are too many "tweakers" where his kids attend. Next hour Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, agrees with a new proposed law limiting illegal immigrants and their "anchor babies" but he still has a few "Welcome To America" guides for illegal immigrants to sell.  Once that's done, he's all in..... Why limit free speech??

Tonight Bob Green from Frazier Foods informed Phil and his audience that after first telling his employees they could take Martin Luther King Day off he realized we now have a black president and a big part of why we celebrate Kings birthday has been realized. Therefore, he sent eveyone an e-mail telling them to report to work Monday as originally scheduled. Anyone showing up after twelve noon was fired. Bob said that if these employees, most of whom were women, weren't playing Sims or on Twitter they would have seen the e-mail he sent and arrived on time.The next hour we had Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center saying that now is the best time to talk gun control since the country has had its eyes opened with the Arizona tragedy. Dean said his airtight argument in favor of gun control is the fact that the gunmen in Tucson was taken down not by another gunman...but by a little old lady with a purse.

Including Deean Wheeler in "Short Stack", Vernon Dozier in "Little Girls", Bob Green in "You Hear With The Ears, Not With The Eyes" and Bobbie Dooley's timeless "Courtesy Flush."

Middle school teacher Clara Bingham told Phil she is attempting to get a Harrry Potter display taken down in the schools library. "Its and issue of the sepersation of church and state" since the Harry Potter movies teach "black magic." And of course with the issue of school bullying, that's all we need. Some bullies with a knowledge of black magic bothering kids. Clara did however think black magic was involved when she saw this "pudgy white girl with braces having her books carried for her by a beautiful caucasian-Trinidad boy." Bob Green of Frazier Foods admits to Phil his stores were collection points for the US Navy Veterans Association, a charity scam that the Ohio attorney general alleges bilked "100 million dollars" out of the American people over the last 10 years. Bob says he is disgusted but holds "about 200,000 dollars in an account collected for this group." Bob tells Phil he's decided to use that money to buy product from his store to create gift baskets for Vets that people can purchase.  When Phil points out that Bob is buying from himself with money he got for free, Bob responds with "That's a lot of clever talk."