Tonight, we had Bob Green of Frazier Foods on to tell us how he deals with employees sending each other pornographic photos or videos. Bob's ex-girlfriend used to send him graphic shots of herself until, as he said, he "dumped her." She then sent one to him by mistake meant for a new man. Bob said it was so graphic he wasn't sure what it was at first. "She really used the macro on that one." Bob got jealous because he "never got anything like that" that. So he decided to begin confiscating all the Smart Phones so no women could send a man a photo calculated to drive him "three quarters of the way out of his mind." Later on, it was Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills commenting on an arrest in Seattle over a so-called abuse contract. A man had his pregenant girlfriend sign a document that he thought gave him the right to beat her. Ted admitted that in the early eighties he gave waitresses who comitted infractions the choice between giving up 40% of their tip money or being slapped across the face. But Ted claims now to be a feminist and he supports "feminine" rights. Callers wanted Ted beaten by the fathers and brothers of the food servers.

And the correct answer was provided by Stephen...What is Bob Green's hair replacement system?...or something like that.....

Network Best Of on Radio artwork by amanda green Classic Shows on the Web (see below) Thursday Feb 10, 2000 -"Valentines For Single Men" Rudy Canosa joins the program to give advice to single men who want to enjoy Valentines Day without being in a long-term relationship. Rudy says picking up on married women and then dumping them is a good way to enjoy the weekend Thursday, May 18, 2000--"Glock In My Bitches Ribs" Lloyd Bonifide discusses the NRA and explains why we have the Million Mom March to thank for the recent surge in membership. May 31, 2000--Chris Norton joins the program, he runs a website called Sessuality.com featuring photos of him that will remind older women how great it is to be with a younger guy. Tuesday, August 30, 2005--Father James McQuarters is on to tell Phil that he allows kids to use foul language on campus until Hurricane Katrina blows over. Listeners believe that Father James lacks respect because he does not demand it or conduct himself in a proper way. Phil plays a flashback of Bob Greene...The 30 Minute Delivery Service.  Tuesday July 5, 2005--Art Griego is a retired commercial pilot who believes local baseball diamonds should be turned into private aviation strips where kids can learn how to fly. He says hits far less likely a plane from the strip will crash into your house than a foul ball "will come sailing through your kitchen window and while you turn to get more Gerber's it takes your kids head clean off."

Starting things tonight, retired pilot Art Griego talked with Phil about the curious case of a woman who'd fallen asleep on a flight from Washington DC to Philadelphia...and woke up locked into an empty plane where she remained for four hours! Art told Phil and his audience that if you fall asleep during an entire flight, the flight attendants take it personally thinking you'don't care whether they live or die. As a consequence, they forget you're alive and don't bother to wake you after the flight lands or even notice you're there. Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, also joined us to talk about his new Trilogy Resort at Big Bear Lake, Ca. Enjoying the mountains is a wonderful way to spend the summer says Bob, not risking shark attack at the ocean and seeing the water turn dark red.

In 37 years I met exactly 4 people in radio managment that I can say I respect and consider real radio people, not suits. David G. Hall, Bob Green from Miami, Rich Gualano from Ventura, Ca. and Tony Kidd, also in Miami. That's it. The only people that really know what they're doing in this entire industry. Top left clockwise, David G. Hall, Rich Gualano, Tony Kidd, Bob Green

 On tonight's show Jack Armstrong opened with a vigorous defense of Comedy Central for censoring "South Park." Well, actually all he said was that, as a liberal, he thought Jon Stewart was funnier and besides all "South Park" does are "booger" jokes. The next hour Rudy Canosa of J'em Lingerie offered that "big women" don't look good in lingerie but that if a man gives them a "la-la-la" and the sound effect of a distant foghorn they're fine. In the last hour Bob Green tells Phil of buying his girlfriend Vicki a "blood diamond." Bob justifies it by saying "the guy that mined it is dead anyway or chopped up someplace so I bought it to give his life meaning.