Bobbie explains why it is that even though Steve's Landscaping business is also the official landscaper for Western Estates, it's not a conflict of interest.

Bobbie and Steve have an uncomfortable moment when a couple they used to know at Western Estates, who've now fallen on hard times and are renting a townhome, recognize them and want to talk.

Bobbie recaps her and Steve's appearance on The Phil Hendrie Show the night before, and talks about her traditional samba dance to kick off the Winter-tacular.

Bobbie has learned that a neighbor lied on her homeowners association application. She's been in adult films. Bobbie & Steve saw her in one they were watching to try and cure Steve of his "pork dysfunction".

Bobbie starts the "polecast" off by slapping Steve into line and then talks about the two of them trying to figure out what the big deal is with "auto-suckafication".

Bobbie and Steve talk about a new TV show they've been hearing about, "Naked and Afraid". Bobbie volunteers that the women on the show are "really ugly" and it needs a good talent coordinator. Maybe she'd be available.

Bobbie talks about "passing broken wind" while rehearsing a dance for the Winter-tacular.

Bobbie comments briefly about what she sees as the jealousy of some women who write her critical e-mails and about "benevolent creepy-crawling". She also discusses "suspicious looking" babies.

Bobbie becomes increasingly distracted by how "hot" Steve looks and, you guessed it, slaps his face for it.