Who is your top pick for the Phil Hendrie/Vernon Dozier MAA-MAA of the day, huh? Any of you need your MOMM-EEE? Bobbie Dooley, Gloria Grover (Larry's mom) Mrs Dozier (Vernons mother who kissed him full on the lips everyday before school) Margaret Grey, Mavis Leonard (Roberts aunt and proxy mom)  Well, what about it?

All things Donald Sterling this morning with Mavis Leonard being not so much concerned with Sterling as she was for the bad play of the Clippers who were "dogging it up and down the floor all game." She wasn't impressed with their response which was "pussy" in her opinion. Professor Emory Clayton was in firebrand mode. He wanted a full boycott and a Clipper win Tuesday night. So the Clippers go up 3-2 in front of absolutely no one. Larry Grover thought the entire thing was an invasion of Sterlings privacy while his mother Gloria intimated that Larry was spanking it to Sterling's girlfriend...Bobbie Dooley reviewed the Spring-tacular..... Get close to 10,000 hours of high quality, original Phil Hendrie Show archived material..over 15 years worth..one of the greatest radio shows in history, all full shows, with a Backstage Pass....Go Backstage Now!  Okay then forget it!

   What Jay Santos recommends to the people of Ukraine if the Russians  make their move Well that was bullshit because neither Dr. Ron Tarner or this Will Garbarini ever showed up on the show for which Phil and the crew will pay dearly tomorrow morning.... Phil was rolling Ukrainian TV and doing voice-over which made for a pretty funny pre-show but only on the videocast. Later General Shaw began discussing the military situation there but it became apparent he was irritable and argumentative and it was then that he copped to the fact he'd taken a handful of dexedrine before coming on the show...Jay Santos of the CAP advised the citizens of the Ukraine to avoid contact with the military operation. Open the door if need be to the troops, turn your back, hold aloft a jar of lube and have your belt buckle loosened... Dr. Jim Sadler had a touch of the flu and so was bathing as he talked with Phil and the crew about e-cigartette restrictions, partially blaming it on Phil opening his yap about watching a friend "blowing reefer" in a restaurant.... Vernon Dozier had his usual meltdowm over guys needing their "MA-MA's" this time over a report that young fathers can suffer from post-partum depression as well as mothers... The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured another beating of Steve, at the hands of  Gene Wiffner for stepping to Gene in a power play...

                                                           Pang's Pings The pre-show today is well worth it as Phil tears media and Mr and Mrs America a brand new ass. On into the show there was discussion of new pings from the Indian Ocean as Art Griego stood on the runway in Santa Monica reporting. His boss, Bob Cumming had aircraft landing and taking off behind him "so it sounds like I'm actually in Perth, Australia." Bud's joke about May Pang's family having been the main developers of the ping olocator, thus missing the chance to call the company Pang's Pings fell completely flat. Vernon Dozier commented on the "pussy's" now working in politics and how guys like Vance McAllister need to just take it like men. "If its caught in the meat grinder then brother, just keep it in there and crank away." Mavis Leonard talked with Margaret about not being sensitive to Robert and his rough background. "Robert was part of a street gang called the June Bugs. Not very bad ass." Bobbie Dooley wound up dropping both Steve and Gene Wiffner, who thought when Bobbie said she didn't want the sound effect of a shotgun "cocking and firing she meant she didn't want cock." Steve chimed in saying "there aren't too many women who want it more" and thats when Bobbie brought the pain

             Margaret felt a hand going up her thgh as she listened to this band Father James McQuarters was our in studio visitor this morning. He discussed with us at one point exorcism and his encounter with a "kid that was faking it. I stood over him and began the incantations and so forth and the kid reached up, just like Linda Blair did in that G.d. movie, and grabbed a hold of my nut sack." Dr. Jim Sadler discussed 'body dysmorphia' which is a condition people with anorexia have; that is seeing a body shape that isn't there. At that moment a colleague of Dr. Sadler's walked by and asked Sadler if he had "body dysmorphia of the dick." Sadler, as usual, hung up with his feelings hurt. Margaret Grey joined Bobbie Dooley for the Bobbie Dooley Podcast and discussed the "demonism of some of the music that Phil plays." They concluded that kids aren't at risk, just the parents. Margaret in fact smoked a joint with Frank years ago in a parked car while listening to Venom and felt a phantom demon hand "crawling up my inner thigh to the crotch of my panty-girdle."