Tuesday, December 9, 2003 Hour 1: Don Berman on Keep Innocence in Christmas. Bobbie Dooley. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, December 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Clara Bingham talks about police brutality. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley trampled an old lady heading toward a Black Friday sale and defends it, saying she has better taste.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says that people who put up a lot of Christmas lights are child molesters. Hour 3: Margaret Gray witnessed a friend's suicide and feels justified in not having intervened.

Thursday, November 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler with Parents Best Friend on parents who get a little too intimate with things like buying kids underwear. says that makes them perverts. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that Army girls like Jessica Lynch bring it on themselves getting raped by the Arab animal.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley complains about the firefighters working the California wildfires and says they won't clean up the ash. Hour 3: Ted Bell has a book called 'Fire' which is just shock content. he also threatens to lower the percentage going to firefighters if people don't buy it.

Monday, October 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says people who need pain medication are weak and of low character. She says her worst pain was from a rough weekend of sex. Hour 3: Bob Green orders his supermarket employees to sign up for magazine subscriptions for his daughter's school fundraiser. She's pregnant with (he whispers) a black guy's baby so he's going to arrange an abortion. Callers say he's racist, a murderer, and a bad employer. Phil closes mentioning his daughter's interest in contests and fundraisers, and rants about the need for Catholic school fundraising.

Wednesday, October 8, 2003 Hour 1: Phil talks about people in wheelschairs in bars; Fred Durst vs Chicago Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is attempting to pay off the woman accusing Kobe Bryant of rape to make her withdraw her testimony. she also thinks Jerry Lewis telethon would be a good source of this money since no cure is forthcoming. Hour 3: Phil and Jeff Dowder on Gov.Arnold Schwarzenegger's California budget deficit repair plan, then discusses Sigfried and Roy on "Phil Explains the Bullcrap" with Frodo the Puppet

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton is a telemarketer and says you'd better not piss him off because has your information. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley criticizes her neighbor's Democratic daughter for not going out with her Republican son.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 Hour 1: Doug Dannger with a new book Boy Did You Look Stupid criticizing Americans for being too weepy over 9-11, suggests comedy concerts for anniversary. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley on high school campus violence. Her son Seth was going around asking people to punch him in the stomach, and using that to find violence prone kids.

Wednesday, September 3, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley with Youth For Sports says parents should stay out of kids sports activities because they don't know anything about it. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover claims his ex-wife is trying to get custody by making their daughter act sexually provocative in order to get get him horny. She says stuff like "who wants hot tuna". (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about how the Democratic Party is a shell of what it once was; says the U.S. should not be paying for illegal immigrant services.