Friday, August 29, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-08-27 hour one. Bobbie Dooley Princess Diana show. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-15 hour one. Cabinetmaker taking porn. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-08-04 hour one. Looking for thong underwear at schools.

Friday, August 22, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley coerced area homeowners to vote for Schwartzenegger so she could attend the inaugural ball. She took revenge on those who complained. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Vernon Dozier is a high school coach whose championship game conflicts with his wife's mammogram, and he says she'd rather be with some nurses feeling up her breasts. He says the only kinds of nurses that would go into that line of work are dykes. (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about politics, foreign policy.

Tuesday, August 5, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide is a Korean War vet who assaulted a kid at the mall for wearing a Kobe Bryant shirt, saying Kobe is a rapist and the kid caused flashbacks of the war. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that kids own parents are failing them as role models, and she had a fight with another homeowner.

Thursday, July 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Kobe Bryant buying the woman he cheated on a 4 million dollar ring fixed everything. Hour 2: Chris Norton says Kobe Bryant is a victim because women push theirselves on attractive men all the time, and she probably accused him of rape because he didn't call her the next day after the date. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, July 11, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that spouses who are having sexual relations with a cousin are not really cheating. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a high school coach who demands sperm samples from his players so they don't go out and rape women while playing in another town. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 7, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that couples who meet over the Internet or at bars are losers and are scraping the barrel, so she's planning an event to help them meet successful individuals. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-06-09 hour three. Suing George Bush for not finding WMDs. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-06-10 hour one. Intimidating customers for good tips.

Thursday, June 5, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching neighborhood girls how to shave and wax their legs without permission of their parents (Part 1). Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is teaching neighborhood girls how to shave and wax their legs without permission of their parents (Part 2). Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley demands that studios lighten Morgan Freeman's complexion to make him more white in a blockbuster movie where he plays God. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, May 27, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley is hosting another grad party this year at her house. a kid overdosed there last year but Bobbie says let the kids make up their own minds.

Thursday, May 8, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley runs a debutante ball, and makes it a point to criticize young ladies with flat chests because that will hinder their social mobility. Hour 3: VARIETY.