Thursday, April 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley's is head of the HOA that prohibits yellow ribbons from being displayed but she hung her underwear up to get her lost dog to come home. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell's daughter made a great play at a baseball game and he's worried that makes her a lesbian.

Friday, April 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell wants Easter replaced by a memorial day for fallen troops, and says people should honor these soldiers by eating at his steakhouse. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley tells parents that boys expect their dates to be dressed better when going to formals.

Friday, April 4, 2003 Hour 1: RC Collins calls himself a war veteran, even though he's just a military cadet watching the Iraq War in his dorm room. He refers to the academy as the sixth branch of the US military. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley complains that America's true heroes, the housewives, are ignored while soldiers like Jessica Lynch are lauded. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Americans should spread the fear of war to their kids to send a message to Washington. Hour 2: Tony Neill says that the War on Iraq may result in the Academy Awards being cancelled. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, March 4, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley lost her oldest son Dylan yesterday in an auto accident. This bit is unusual and rather downbeat, because Bobbie isn't cranking Phil as in past bits. Flashback of 2003-03-03a VDO. Hour 3: Eric Hester advocates euthanizing Bob Hope when he turns 100 because he's too old.

Thursday, February 27, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is an HOA president who is going into people's houses and making sure they aren't hoarding food, given the runup to the Iraq War. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-02-12 hour three. Will You Be My Mommy show. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-31 hour one. Abandoning unruly kids to teach them a lesson.

Monday, February 17, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is protesting the war with other Hollywood stars, saying that America needs to keep its nose out of other countries' business. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Larry Grover says that kids are being disrespectful when they're trying to look smart in front of adults.

Friday, February 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley and her husband are going to get frisky during a cookout for neglected teens so they can see what it's like to have affectionate parents. Hour 3: Steve Bosell's daughter came home with a Valentine that said 'You're Sweet' and he says that's hip hop shorthand for something sexual. He keeps trying to look something up on the Internet and we keep hearing fax tones.

Tuesday, February 4, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell wants the Federal government to reimburse his restaurant for business losses caused by people staying home and watching the news after the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley was inspired to teach a sex seminar for teenagers, and was inspired by the explosion of the Space Shuttle Columbia over Texas.

Friday, January 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a restaurant owner who put 2 Superbowl tickets up as a prize. two abused teenagers won and Ted says he won't honor them because he doesn't want to upset any customers who abuse their kids. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that women need to stay out of Superbowl parties and stag parties. she is helping out with her husband's party by wearing a wet T-shirt.