Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dave Oliva says we need to stop antagonizing the Taliban. Presenting the World Trade Center flag at the Olympics will anger terrorists, and burning the US flag might appease them. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley of "Mothers With Sons" has a son who is very handsome and popular. Her son was victimized by a "slut", and said he was trying to keep the girl from spreading her legs, even though the bruises were on the inside. Cold close at end.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley hates Erin Brockovich because she's doing things Bobbie could do if she had more time. Among those things is giving sex to Hollywood producers. Phil closes taking calls, talks about a passenger afraid of flying being assaulted, John Walker, Osama bin Laden. Hour 2: Bob Green is with Secret Admirers, who believe that stalking them is the best way to show one's love. He says he's being their guardian angel. He'll be taking care of a few things, like someone who thinks he's her boyfriend. Phil closes on listener phone calls making a difference, the lack of humor after 9/11. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is going around telling kids their parents are stupid for not knowing about Enron, and their kids should run away. Hour 3: Larry Grover complains about his workplace because he's not allowed to make inappropriate advances on another male coworker. His advances were rejected. Larry doesn't understand why callers think he's gay. He whines that everybody's being politically correct, and keeps pointing out Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect.

Hour 1: Larry Grover says a woman he was making love to started farting to mock him. Phil tries to explain it was vaginal air and Larry keeps asking if he thinks he's the "big lover". Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is trying to rename Martin Luther King Day 'Marty King Day' at her HOA. She wants to make the holiday more accessible to whites. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour One: Phil talks about how men hate themselves and no men drink real champagne. Phil takes a call from a guy to let him know G. Gordon Liddy was infuriated on his own show about frivolous law suits and began reading all the law suits of Steve Bosell. Apparently fact checking on the G. Gordon Liddy talk show doesn't exist because he thought Steve Bosell was a real guy. Chris Norton comes in the studio to talk about the fact women treat him like a stud mule because his large male member is very apparent through his pleather pants. Chris takes calls from women. Chris then challenges Phil to whip his out and measure it. Hour Two: RC Collins phones in to talk about a DDR 2000 solo video game. It means a lot to RC because his Dad always shows his love to him in monetary ways. Nevermind the fact RC hans't seen his father in 4 years he knows his father loves him. His father provides a strong moral code for him to live by not like his alcoholic whore mother. Flashback to yesterdays show with the angry elderly caller yelling at Steve and Bobbie Dooley while they have sex on the radio. Hour Three: Dave Oliva is on to warn Chelsea Clinton not to go down the "skank road" the Bush twins have. Flashback to Steve Bosell filing a lawsuit about dogs and cats staring at him while he has sex. Phil then makes more fun of G. Gordon Liddy for being such a huge dumb-ass. Another caller tells Phil radio hosts are biting his material and using it on their show. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour One: Phil talks about how to handle unruly passengers and hijackers while Bud tries to play mood music in the background. Harvey Wireman joins in to talk about his client who was jumped by four passengers during a flight. His client tried to change out the tape for the in flight movie, the stewardess physically blocked him and yelled help after he pushed her. Harvey insists every American on a plane now wants to be a Flight 93 wanna be. Then Phil talks about the death of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas and various awful fast food joints and his kids in school. Hour Two: Phils talks about the Oscars coming up, the radio business, and the lack of lesbian country singers. Flashback to Lloyd yesterday complaining about his neighbors phallic Christmas tree. Then Phil takes calls about what movie he should see. Phil then talks about a museum which has on display 30 Catholic figurines which depict various acts like the Pope taking a dump. Hour Three: Phil talks about the news story about fans at a little league game beating up a coach. Bobbie Dooley joins in to tell Phil about how Steve went up to Dylan's basketball coach and put his finger in his chest and said "Your putting my son in now!" Bobbie of course got hot by the act, so much so she found a knot on the bench she was sitting on and.....well you get the picture. An elderly woman calls in and goes completely ape on Bobbie about how unchristian she is. Of course while the woman is outraged Bobbie and Steve have sex in the background. An absolute classic Bobbie bit. Phil begins to talk about Bin Laden a bit then the angry elderly caller who just called to yell at Bobbie calls back to tell Phil what a piece of crap he is too. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to discuss how proud she is that Greta Van Sustern has just signed a contract with Fox. She is proud because Greta got the job despite the fact she is hideous and tough on the eyes. Margaret even whispers she thinks Greta maybe be a lesbian, or maybe even a man. Featuring a call from Sylvia who screams at Margaret. Hour 2: Phil talks about the Backstreet boys and various actors/musicians who get drinking habits to promote their career. Phils then talks about bad sportsmanship and bad sports towns like Miami and LA. Hour 3: Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern county to talk about the fact the Clintons dog was hit by a car and killed in NYC. Larry believes Clinton murdered his dog to get publicity. RC Collins then calls in and gives a Rose Bowl update. The flashback was Bobbie Dooley getting sick and tired of people staying home on New Years Eve. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Don Carsey wants his neighbors to pay $2000 to keep a 24-hour emergency room open near his neighborhood in Malibu, which Don needs. A Milk Bottle and a Liver. SECOND HALF. Phil plugs Friday's webcast, battling LA traffic is tiring, remembers moving cheaply to Atlanta where a family was moving in a hotel and the husband was beating his wife. Phil takes calls. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler thinks that beating servants is normal for the Saudi culture and upper-class households in America. He had a wonderful sexual experience with an older Saudi princess. Phil closes ranting about how the US overlooks Middle East diplomatic license plates. Hour 3: FIRST THIRD. Dave Oliva comments on Pamela Anderson's custody battle. He says a nude model shouldn't be a mom. LAST TWO THIRDS. Flashback to Bobbie Dooley 2001-12-18b. Phil talks about a sexy Jehovah's Witness at the auto service waiting room. Phil on stupid media names.

Hour 1: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show to discuss an assault by his wife after she tried to stick a finger up his “you know where.” (Almost like a Steve Bosell bit.) Phil closes by revealing he did the voice of Ted. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley says she got uterine cancer from a nasty bike at a workout center. Her story grows unbelievable. SECOND HALF. Phil takes calls, emphasizes they don't have any actors. Phil talks about porn actors doing news reports. Caller talks about Osama bin Laden. Hour 3: FIRST TWO THIRDS. Chris Norton with After Dark Escort Service, which allows unmarried women in their late 20's to get escorted. LAST THIRD. Phil talks to callers, the American idea of mens' fantasies, takes more calls, Phil hangs up on someone, says 'no talking about the show'.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier is furious over the Aladdin soundtrack because it's patently anti-American. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Phil Linton quiz. he offered huge prizes for impossibly hard questions. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is charging a woman in her HOA 90 dollars a month who is claiming to be the first to say that the missionaries arrested in Afghistan were dumb and ugly. Phil closes talking about Harry Potter. Hour 3: Phil talks about the show, does RC Collins with Straight Outta Chatsworth, and talks about Howard Hughes and his hygienic compulsions.