Paul "Tubby" Lane and Jay Santos highlight an evening in which Phil battled the effects of insomnia.....

Joe Dickhead made his first apperance on the show in years as he recounted Joe Flacco's dumb bell advice to teamates at the end of the Super Bowl: If 49er return man Ted Ginn looked like he was going to break it "run onto the field and tackle him." That's a penalty, said Joe, punishable by, among other things, awarding the opposition a score! Steve Bossell and Jay Santos of the CAP squared off over Jay "interdicting" Steve one afternoon at Steve's house while he was trying to teach April Jr. how to ride side-saddle... As Jay got out of his blacked out van and approached Steve wearing his "helmet-cam" Steve let out an effeminate scream that Jay now has on tape... Phil got into the history of the Duke Blue Devil mascot and it doesn't have anything to do with the temperature in hell...

Jay Santos popped in briefly to talk about the manhunt on Bear Mountain for a wanted fugitive. He's up there too with the Citizens Auxiliary Police but he also wants to get in some skiing and buy some postcards... Harvey Weirman had the usual trouble finding his reading glasses while trying to make out a list of Charles Bronson films. Bud calms down Vernon Dozier after Dozier almost strokes out on air remembering his brother's winning lacrosse team.

Phil talks with Jay Santos about drones.....among many other things....