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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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It was Vernon Dozier doing battle with Dr. Jim Sadler tonight over who is more of a "MA-MA boy." (Not Ma-Ma's boy says Vernon because that's possessive and Vernon's "masculist" group doesn't accept any man being possessed by his MA-MA) Dr. Sadler became so upset at losing the debate he got in his car and drove to Dozier's house where he tried to gain access by posing as a pizza delivery guy and a telegram courier. Neither worked and Sadler called Phil's show back, crying... Phil and his crew discussed Steve Harvey crying on TV Wednesday afternoon.... Jay Santos discussed with Phil the story of a child ejected from a car in Russia and almost being run down by a semi. A similar thing happened to two of Jay's adopted sons, a "Pacific Islander" named Reggie and an "Asian" named Jerry. Jay's third son, an African-American named Cleon was safe. The two boys were "fired from the car, parallel to the ground, at about 50 miles an hour straight into a snow bank. Their diapers were almost completely torn off "due to wind shear."

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Jay Santos returns to talk about a boy abducted at the age of 5 and now 24 who was recenrly located. The child was kidnapped by his grandparents. Jay said that the Citizens Auxiliay Police method in getting the child out of the house would be to "toss in some smoke bombs, to try and smoke the old people out or toss in Piccolo Petes or Roman Candles. See we get most of our ordnance from the Red Devil fireworks stands around the fourth." Margaret Grey laughed when Phil referred to the young child, Richard Lander, as "little Richard" thinking he was talking about the singer and used that as an opportunity to sing "Tutti Fruitti."  Little Richard but not the "little Richard" that was abducted Margaret also commented on the flu vaccine shortage and said she'd threaten any doctor trying to sexually harass her with exposure to the virus by taking off her surgical mask and saying "hey handsome, I haven't been vaccinated" and then breathing in his face...
Jay Santos returns to talk about a boy abducted at the age of 5 and now 24 who was recently located. The child was kidnapped by his grandparents. Jay said that the Citizens Auxiliary Police method in getting the child out of the house would be to "toss in some smoke bombs, to try and smoke the old people out or toss in Piccolo Petes or Roman Candles. See we get most of our ordnance from the Red Devil fireworks stands around the fourth." Margaret Grey laughed when Phil referred to the young child, Richard Lander, as "little Richard" thinking he was talking about the singer and used that as an opportunity to sing "Tutti Fruitti." Margaret also commented on the flu vaccine shortage and said she'd threaten any doctor trying to sexually harass her with exposure to the virus by taking off her surgical mask and saying "hey handsome, I haven't been vaccinated" and then breathing in his face...
THURSDAY, JANUARY 03, 2013 Popular Radio Comedian Says Traditional Radio On Way Out - Blames Low Talent Pay Phil Hendrie, Los Angeles syndicated talk radio show host ranted Wednesday night on his comedy radio program that radio is on it's way out. Hendrie, who does comedy character voices on his long running show blames radio station management for cheapening radio programming. Hendrie, a 40-year veteran of talk and entertainment radio, said radio station owners refuse to pay talent fairly and hints that online internet radio will eventually take over as traditional radio broadcasting is left behind. Hendrie says he makes more money from his internet blog and online downloadable shows than he does from his live on air radio nightly broadcast. Hendrie has been involved in television and movies for more than a decade and currently appears in the movie, “This Is 40.” Hendrie has also had a recurring role in the TV sitcom “New Girl,” and appeared in the movie “Last Call" Additionally he's done voice work for the animated version of “Napoleon Dynamite.” He also played the character "Boots" on the ABC-TV hit show “Modern Family" His first broadcasting job was at WBJW 1440 AM in Winter Park, Fla., a suburb of Orlando from 1973–1975. From 1976 to 1988, Hendrie was a disc jockey (DJ) on AOR-format rock music stations in Utica, NY, New Orleans, Miami, San Diego, Los Angeles. He says he's now "totally divorced" from conventional talk radio and refuses to talk about traditional political topics any longer, calling it "garbage" entertainment, "a garbage can filled with meaningless" political talk. Hendrie says he's never talked to anyone in radio who's impressed him with their political opinions. In the coming year he states he's going to talk about everything other than politics. "That's the leaf I've turned over," he said Wednesday night. Hendrie claims he's neither conservative nor liberal, but says current radio management tries to "squeeze blood out of a rock" by cutting salaries and programming the formulaic, tea party radio approach. Radio is 'no longer fun to do and there's no money in it," says Hendrie. "This is no way to run a business. People running the broadcasting business today don't know what they're doing. Either that or they are intentionally robbing talent blind. There's no middle ground." He cites stations selling program time to high bidders who want to put on syndicated content with virtually no real content. For the last 6 months portions of many of Hendrie's comic radio shows have been available as free downloads at philhendrieradio.com and are among the most downloaded comedy podcasts at iTunes. Hendrie’s comedy bits, including characters Jay Santos, Chris Norton, Bobbie Dooley, David G. Hall and Ted Bell are also available on Pandora

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Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn't believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious "residual," an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic.                                    Mayan Bud milked the whole "Stand By Your Mayan" joke... Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as "wise" because "we need our MA-MA's. " Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking's bad taste Polish jokes... Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the "Age of Aquarius" Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical "Hair" all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang "Age of Aquarius" with husband Frank cheering her on.
Steve Bosell and Jay Santos talked about a potential lawsuit against the Mexican government for their endless promotion of Mayan civilization. And while Steve and Jay didn't believe the end was near they did develop what they called a subconscious "residual," an involuntary glitch in speech or physical manner betraying anxiety over the topic. Bud milked the whole "Stand By Your Mayan" joke... Dr. Ron Tarner and Vernon Dozier discussed the advances of ancient civilizations with Vernon saying they were overrated. Modern day people slavishly praise older civilizations as "wise" because "we need our MA-MA's. " Dr. Tarner meanwhile was fixated on what he called Dr. Stephen Hawking's bad taste Polish jokes... Maragert Grey talked about the Mayan calender actually denoting the beginning of a new epoch in human history, much like the "Age of Aquarius" Frank Grey came on and bemoaned the fact he had a chance to invest in the musical "Hair" all those years ago and turned it down. Margaret then sang "Age of Aquarius" with husband Frank cheering her on.
This episode features Jay Santos interjecting himself and the rest of the Citizens Auxiliary Police into a fire situation in Southern California, where he was telling people as they came down from their burning houses, "better to leave your pet and go collect your valuables", so that people don't screw over the insurance companies with false claims.

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Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan's retrun to mainalnd China's control. Problem was she didn't know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it... Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. "You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly," Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he's engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence...        The Hobbit...a cheap creep Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. "Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her." Same goes now for "The Hobbit." "I hate the Hobbit's guts. She's the cheapest creep going..."
Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan's return to mainland China's control. Problem was she didn't know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it... Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. "You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly," Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he's engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence... Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. "Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her." Same goes now for "The Hobbit." "I hate the Hobbit's guts. She's the cheapest creep going..."

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Phil and Jay Santos discuss the George Zimmerman pictures showing Zimmerman beat up and what constitutes the proper use of deadly force. Jay said he saw a face like that once....his own, after hassling some people in line to see "A Team."  Bud and Robert talked about the various zombie films with Phil and whether or not any "choir members" were seen as zombies. After all, according the Bud, choir members dress like dead people...Was the zombie on the left wearing a choir gown? Margaret vigorously defended Bob Costas' statements about gun control as Phil charcaterized Costas as a narcissist. Frank Grey weighed in on Costas. "I knew her briefly in New York," he said.
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