Hour 1:Lloyd Bonifide thinks it's a misuse of funds for New York City to distribute official NYC brand condoms. Phil talks about coin collecting and today's currency. Phil talks about Bobbie Dooley's page on MySpace.com. Phil talks about last night's live chat with Sweetfeatheryjesus.com and talks about a new film coming out about WWII. Phil fires Bud for butting in and Raj Faneen sings "Saw An American" with music. Bing Crosby talks about St.Patty's Day.Hour 2:Bobbie Dooley wants to sleep with the husband of a fellow member of the Western Estates Homeowners Association board. Bobbie says if she can seduce that woman's husband she'll be able to discredit her.Hour 3:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are going around tapping on kids cards and looking for drugs. He admits to giving an young girl a full body cavity search.

Hour 1:Larry Grover is on to talk about his new enterprise called "Date Night Debit." If the night doesn't go well, the man is entitled to 70% of his money back.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier is on the show to say he has it on good authority that most women who receive child support money spend it on lip hair removal instead of the kids......Hour 3:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police will patrol beaches and parks this summer to make sure that parents who put sun lotion on their kid "aren't getting their cookies."

Hour 1:Justin McElroy is planning a student walkout at his school on March 10th... if George W. Bush does not immediately withdraw troops from Iraq then the students will strike. Justin expects a 100% participation from students whether or not they believe in the cause.Hour 2:R.C. promotes his new Bradley Military Academy gear that will be available in the Phil Hendrie Souvenir Shop... Jay Santos, Bobbie, and Ted call in to get their merch plugs in. Larry Grover calls in to tell Phil he enjoys the show better when it's pre-recorded. Phil plays the Mint Green Jingle submitted by a listener from Sweetfeatheryjesus.com. David G. Hall plays the "Saw an American" jingle and then Raj Faneen calls in to sing it. Phil plays a clip of Combover Boy. Jeff Dowder comments on the 1 million dollar Ferrari that crashed on the P.C.H.Hour 3:Bob Greene of Frazier Foods to talk about the Brokeback Mountain Olympics, a contest where married women put bananas down their throat.

Hour 1:Jeff Dowder claims pureeing hallucinogenic mushrooms will cure cracked feet. Lloyd Bonifide makes the puree and gets high. The Elliot Vaneer show: Elliot was diagnosed with AIDS today! Dean is looking for the Hollywood Sign, Margaret Gray calls in to help. Phil thinks we are the most advanced species in the universe.Hour 2:Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," an entertainment/comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at high schools around Southern California. Jay discusses the fact that after their performances they'll often meet up with the kids (most of which happen to be girls) and take them out for some fast food in their convertibles.Hour 3:Steve Bosell is suing Herbal Essence Shampoo because he says the commercials that show a woman moaning pleasurably as she shampoos with the product send the message that women don't need men "just a locked door and en electric toothbrush."

The Phil Hendrie Show presents... ALL REQUEST NIGHT!!! featuring such classic bits as:Hour 1:Vernon Dozier vs. the Drunk Driver... Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell: General Johnson Jameson goes inside the eye of Hurricane Katrina... Lloyd Bonifide and the Yuppie in the Suburban... Margaret Gray wants to bring a gun to the Inaugural Ball.Hour 2:Austin Amarka shows off his karate moves in a movie theatre... Bobbie Doolies on battered women and nice clothes... Hal & Viola Levilier are listening to the show.... Raj Faneen: Americans are fat... Jay Santos and breast implant counseling... Ted Bell's etiquette classes for Phil Hendrie listeners.Hour 3:Vernon Dozier: "Plane Go Boom"... Doug Dannger on Ashley Simpson... Herb Sewell lecturing to college students... Margaret of Bal Harbor bit from the Miami Days 1994... Bobbie Dooley and her underwear... Paul MacNamura and Bill Sully on house cats.

Hour 1:Jay Santos joins the program to talk about the "Citizens Auxiliary Police Basketball Follies," an entertainment/comedy basketball team he has devised that performs at high schools around Southern California. Jay discusses the fact that after their performances they'll often meet up with the kids (most of which happen to be girls) and take them out for some fast food in their convertibles.Hour 2:Grocer Bob Greene discusses a new policy at Frazier Foods: They are asking customers that write checks to have them completely filled out before they get to the check stand.Hour 3:Chiropractor Kyle Holster joins the program to help fix Phil's bad neck. Phil talks about "Teachers", his upcoming Super bowl event appearance, gay people, Trey Parkers wedding reception, and Coach Jags. Jeff Dowder calls in, he wants residuals for his work in "Team America." Phil talks about KFI under heat for Islamic remarks.

Hour 1:R.C. Collins reads off the radio shows that are ripping off Phil. Phil thanks his listeners for their support after his mothers passing. Phil talks about the Steelers being back in the Superbowl and a press conference he participated in for "Teachers." Tom Leykis calls in to bring Phil's attention to a photo of him on the website. Phil says Sirius will never be able to censor Howard Stern.Hour 2:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are making sure people don't buy big screen TV's and then return them after the Superbowl.Hour 3:Chris Norton discusses a technique called the "Chris Norton Clean Break 2006" that keeps the women he sleeps with off his back.

Hour 1:Jay Santos & the Citizens Auxiliary Police are visiting elementary schools in Southern California to talk to young people about safety and crime. This presentation includes a simulation of a drug hallucination where Jay removes all of his clothing.Hour 3:Elementary school teacher Clara Bingham had her classes make cards to send to soldiers in Iraq. Clara says the cards came out so horrible she threw them out and sent nude photos of herself instead.

Hour 1:Bobby & Steve Dooley have a new sex tape that shows what sex is like when you're love. Phil talks about Barry Cowsill, who was found dead under a pier in New Orleans. Jeff Dowder feels he was used by Clear Channel after the Dowder Quiz Flashback. Phil BBQ'd on a Weber and loved it. Phil rips into other radio shows including David Lee Roth sucking in NY. Phil reads some e-mail.Hour 2:Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary police are walking into homes of people who leave their doors unlocked to help them learn about the dangers of a home invasion.Hour 3:Phil talks about his old general manager, Bob Green. Phil reads some e-mails and talks about Pat Robertson and his step-daughter Katherine. Dave Oliva & R.C. Collins debate the topic of Gov.Arnold Schwarzenegger's motorcycle accident. Phil talks about the movie "Indecent Proposal."

Hour 1:Tony runs some adult websites with child-oriented names…but says blame the parents and the churches if kids get a glimpse of his smut.Hour 2:Brass Villenueva is a valet at a swank West Los Angeles restuarant. He says that once you give him the keys to your car, he can, by law, use the car to "get a bucket at KFC or a sandwich....but only if it was an emergency."Hour 3:Jay Santos is going to restaurants on the lookout for people who might be looking to pull a "dine and ditch."