Reversed Dave Castorini, despite "sweating buckets" praying for a Palin endorsement of Cruz, is crushed to hear she went for Trump. Jeff Dowdder auditions for the "voice of NFL Films" job and lays down some real memorable stuff (sarcasm). Doug Dannger comes on to give RC Collins reporting tips, but it isn't long before he's threatening to kick his ass.

Margaret Grey and husband Frank flew to Hawaii on Sunday, so they joined the show with Frank eventually being too incoherent from alcohol to speak. Jeff Dowdder came on to report on a surfing competition in Oahu and brought Bud some supposedly meaningful conch shell named after a great-uncle of Toby Beau's. Fred Waoo, a local resident who serves roast beef sandwiches on New Year's Eve, a "Hawaiian tradition," joined the show only to then walk off when things got too stupid.

It's a two part Monday show with the usual panel show followed by a "Phil Only" hour, by request. A whole, crazed traffic report with Bob Bakian, Sky Boy, and Boyd "Sky Baby" Sweetan kicks things off. Jeff Dowdder, RC Collins, and Professor Emory Clayton are on Hollywood Blvd at the ArcLight theater getting Star Wars reaction. Meanwhile, Bobbie & Steve Dooley are in Las Vegas covering the Steve Harvey, Miss Universe clusterf**k. Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson recap Sunday's Lions-Portland Logs game...

Harvey Weirman returns with his "Harvey Weirman Newsbreak." Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County tries to discuss the Trump candidacy with Bob Green, Chairman of Southern California Grocers for Trump. Unfortunately, it winds up more a conversation about accidentally soiling one's underwear. Then it's Jeff Dowdder, talking about the use of condoms by high school students after Toby Beau's nephew, Strad, comes home confused about his health class. Dowdder thinks the slang word "rubbers" would more likely prompt high schoolers to use them. Professor Don Micksa also joins the panel.

The show features a debate between Bobbie Dooley and Professor Emory Clayton on the subject of Megyn Kelly and the future of the Republican Party. Toby Beaux, close friend of Jeff Dowdder and another guy with a speech impediment, delivers his interpretation of the coming 2016 election season.

Phil brings on Justin McElroy and the man himself, Ted Nugent (celebrity voice impersonated), to talk about a controversial picture in which Nugent appears to be having relations with a dead lion. Art Griego has another theory on how and why MH 370 went down. Jeff Dowdder reports on the U.S. Open of Surfing from Huntington Beach.

It's a BSP-a-thon featuring Margaret singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" and General Shaw singing The Doors' "Love Her Madly." Plus Steve Bosell talks about "Here He Comes Now, Here Comes Steve Bosell," the new reality series based on him. And Jeff Dowdder reports on the Home Run Derby during All Star Weekend in Cincinnati.