Phrases and words designed by society to sneak the filth into the simple mind of your child are being compiled by Ms. Grey in an effort to combat their intrusive power over the bird-brained youth of today. If you identify any add them to the list: Blow by blow, get a firm grip, lickity-split, we licked 'em, that's a mouthful, he's a handful, can't get my mouth around that one, how do you take your meat, beat the spread.....

"I'll kill me an elf tonight...and you know I'm not kidding."-Santa Claus, pissed that the elves are farting and using the table saw while Margaret is singing   Click here to watch now!

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"They gave the kid wax teeth, they pasted a unibrow on him and gave him a head the size of a large medicine ball..... And ghoul boy spears a chimp at the end as if I'm supposed to cheer for that.... I would have given a years pay, all the breast enhancements I've ever had..to see the chimp grab the spear our of that ghouls hands and spear that kid right into the.....(Margaret notices everyone looking at her) God! You're looking at me as if I'm the mutant!"

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