"A Little Bird Told Me"-By Margaret Grey Santa Monica--In what many in this and other media drenched towns will long remember as a red-letter day, Rick Sanchez said something interesting and was fired for it. Sanchez, appearing on some horseshit radio show said, and this is a Margaret Grey Exclusive, that saying  Jews were an oppressed minority was pretty funny.  It had been reported that Sanchez was fired for saying Jon Stewart was a bigot. We have just received word that that's bullshit. Jon Stewart is a bigot. No, he was fired for saying Jews were running all over CNN and were about as opppressed as the Kennedy family. I mean he didn't say exactly that but it was close.

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I know Mel Gibson from way back. He's a good actor, a good director, a good husband and a good father. He's a patriot, an all-around All-American, a bad boy and, yes, sometimes a drunk. But now he's in trouble and he knows it.  Mel Gibson is riding a beast Hitler and Napoleon couldn't ride. The Russian.                                  Russians When you listen to those tapes you are listening to the rage of a man who's afraid of losing it all. It's sudden, like a Russian winter and it cuts to the bone until you are bled dry in the snow. What happened to Mel has happened to many men but in Mel's case he's facing off with a woman who's very DNA is steeped in those winters, centuries of winters and Cossacks and invading armies. Her tribal roots extend to the very fuedal serfs that brought down the Tsar. Mel, in an effort to feel young again and be the man he was and not the husband and father of eight he is, got himself a toy, this gorgeous young Russian artist, a gypsy siren to strecth by the fire with. He got himself a toy....and the toy's broken. What has happened is that Mel's not-so-irresistable force has met the Russians Immovable Object. She now has him backed into a potential palimony suit, one that could very well drain away more precious millions from his reputedly shrinking financials. He sees all that money and all that freedom and all that..dare I say it....pussy going away and leaving him single, yes, but broke. That's why the man is enraged. His heart isn't broken. His life is broken, snapped in two over the passive-aggressive knee of the Grigorieva.

Tipper Gore Doesn't Believe Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty's Claims Of Al Gore's Sexual Advance // // //  Close friends of Tipper Gore yesterday gathered together and spoke in hushed tones about the mental state of their friend when word got out that Tipper Gore doesn't believe allegations Al pulled some kind of a move with a Portland masseuse. // // Understandably, Tipper Gore, not yet the ex-wife of former Vice President Al Gore, doesn't want to believe there is any truth to the allegations by Portland rub-down technician Molly Hagerty that Al made "unwanted sexual contact and noises like an animal" with her, a so-called "close friend of the Gores" couldn't wait to tell PEOPLE magazine  The "friend," a well known slut in Tippers circle, also claimed that Tipper had known about the police investigation -- which was recently reopened -- since it first came to light, but that it had nothing to do with the Gores recent separation since Tipper thought then and still thinks it's horse doo-doo. "Tipper has known about these allegations since Al told her he was just finding out about them himself," the Starbucks Gossip-whore told PEOPLE. "She has known that massage has been very much a part of his health regimen for many, many, many years. But she doesn't get the connection between Al getting a massage every 5 minutes and the possibility of some sexual misconduct i.e. a blow job. That's why she can't figure any of the allegations this Hagerty is making and they played no role whatsoever in her decision to throw him and his shit in the street. Oops. Did I say that?"  According to the "friend," Tipper doesn't understand the whole "hand-job thing and feels strongly that people know she doesn't believe anything this woman is saying. She's real proud of that. She remains committed to Al and his reputation." So said the "friend" a bitch named...ah, I better not. As evidence of how dumb Tipper is, the anonymous hag told this anecdote: "They were on a lake in Tennessee, with all the kids and grandkids. Doing lake stuff - waterskiing, cooking out. And there I was, with it parked right on Al's nose and Tipper just smiled at me and continued scraping the bottom of a mayonaisse jar. Wow." The cunt also said that accusations of Al Gore's infidelity aren't new to the couple. Tipper just thinks they are all "gossip because people are jealous of how cool Al is. So when he had an affair with a Tennessee Titans cheerleader one week and then a Hollywood producer the next (Darin Starr) she just laughed the whole thing off and got the car washed."

We all know that Mel is sometime an angry guy. It seems to surface around the most thin-skinned and sensitive people like that WGN-TV reporter Dean Richards who asked Mel about the fallout from his 2006 drunk driving arrest and Mel called him a "baaad" name that we can't repeat here. It think it was "fuckface." Anyway, after that incident, Mel acknowledged that "I have a short fuse. I'm trying to work on it." So then a tape surfaces during a traumatic custody hearing in which Mel is heard commenting to Oksana Grigorieva , his ex-girlfriend and mother of his baby daughter, Lucia. The remarks include, yes, okay.. a term known as the "N-Word," as in it starts with "N" and ends with "R" and that stands for "Boy." So, is this a shock?" He said he was "trying to work on it." Savvy?  The tape was made by Grigorieva. Why? So she can tell the rest of us what we already knew about Mel long before she did..that he's a potty mouth, a rough boy, a redneck racist, simple and plain? He is still one of the greatest film directors of the age. A great man, looking for artistic perfection, for that single shot blessed by God which becomes an oil painting, a masterpiece, I think can be forgiven if someone in craft services screws up his omelette and he calls them a "simple-minded spook-adelia" or a "spic gone wrong."In an e-mail to The Times, Mel's representative Alan Nierob said that he had not yet confirmed the report's accuracy "due to legal matters." That means, he's got other things to do than verify the ravings of a thrown over slav. According to people who say they've heard the tape (and here is where we have to get into discussions of who are the born liars in Hollywood and who went to school for it), Mel reportedly remarked, "You look like a ... pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of (stove lids)  it will be your fault." Isn't that the Mel we know?  In fact I heard those exact words uttered by a director to an actress once when she had made a wrong wardrobe change. Big wow. Mel is also alleged to have said to her, very candidly, "I am going to come and burn the ... house down," adding, "but you will [blow me] me first." For those not familiar with the pressures of Hollywood and the demands made on a wildly successful director like Mel Gibson, this all sounds so ugly and shocking and nasty. Flush out your head gear, girlfriend. Around Hollywood a famous saying goes "If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon-tang." There's much, much more, but I'll spare you the boring details. You'll undoubtedly hear all about them in the media uproar that is sure to follow. Snore. Mel, I have no doubt, will explain his comments, which of course echo the so-called anti-Semitic remarks he made at a formal dinner for the then California Governor, Gray Davis and that he repeated after his DUI arrest. Of course Mel has not denied having a confrontation with Grigorieva but has simply described it, through his lawyer, as a series of remarks he delivered upon seeing her squeezed into a pair of jeans. The sorry excuses for writers that hide bottles currently at the LA Times are already panting about "career fallout." If Mel needs to make an apology, he'll make it and he'll let them know when and where. It's a sad thing to realize that so-called critics who know Mel is so gifted at playing bitter, violent men on screen don't know that this reality comes from a store of bitterness and anger deep inside his own psyche that has been inflamed by proximity to drooling, mouth-breathing scum like the Hollywood press.  It sounds to me as if it's time for these same "people" to get some psychiatric help fast before their neurotic nit-picking forces Mel to eviscerate each and every one of them in front of some patients from a rest home being given a studio tour By Margaret Grey