Phil introduces a new cooking segment with Chef Carl Chodillia. Today's recipe is for Dodger Duck, in honor of the LA Dodgers clinching the National League West pennant. It can be made with chicken or turkey by the way. Dean Wheeler and a musical act he manages, Wes Hurlford and the Westerners, come on to perform "Mental Midget," a campaign song they'd like to pitch to Hillary Clinton. Ted Bell discusses weekend activities at Ted's of Beverly Hills and the period of time Chef Chodillia worked for him and created a recipe for what he called "Chode Pie."

It's Twitter day on the show. Margaret Grey talks with Steve Bosell about his objections on Twitter to her using Fredo Corleone as a symbol of the Republican Party. Next, Frank Grey, during another round of bad golf, talks about enjoying the Republican debate so much he hallucinated. Ted Bell says he was harassed by a hate group on Twitter over the weekend... dentists who tell Ted he can have his teeth straightened with braces.

Doug Dannger from Las Vegas joins with the rest of the panel to yank Phil's chain about how and why Wiz Khalifa got arrested. Later Ted Bell, needing to pay off another ill-considered bet, has to let Leon Dunphy warble out another stinker on stage in the Prime Rib Room, much to Rudy Canosa's consternation.

Margaret finally gets around to singing "29 Palms"...big whoop. Ted Bell features "Keep 'Em Cool and Keep 'Em," a special event at Ted's of Beverly Hills that invites people to bring their elderly friends or family to Ted's to sit them in large tubs of ice. Bob Green of Frazier Foods is willing to give up his support of Donald Trump and support Rand Paul. But there's a quid quo pro. Ed Elcott, Bobbie Dooley, and Jeff Dowder discuss the "death" of Yoda.

Phil brings on Ted Bell and Dr. Jim Sadler to gingerly explain why it's not a good idea for Ted's Of Beverly Hills to sponsor the Special Olympics. Vernon Dozier weighs in on Deflategate, but Margaret proves to be far more interesting on the subject. Art Griego, retired pilot, finds the possible discovery of debris from Malaysia Airlines 370 too much to bear.

Harvey Weirman is seemingly chased by the mouth siren cop until the whole thing is exposed as schtick! Rudy Canosa's nephew Rafael is back with a song about Rudy buying a piece of Ted Bell's Prime Rib Room. Doug Dannger debates Steve Bosell on the implications of an off-hand remark made in Ethiopia. (Hint: It had to do with Donald Trump's ancestry)