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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

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Tonight it's Doug Dannger, Gay man and Gay journalist who talks to Phil about a "Teacher of the Year" in Pennsylvania. She lied to her school district about having a brain tumour and took charity from people, extended time off and even a family trip to Disney World. Doug and Phil discuss the time Doug told his bosses at the Orange County Courier that he had AIDS and needed time off. It was a lie. Doug needed time off to finish a screenplay. The money people gave him he said he donated to "Gay Awareness." When Phil pressed him as to what "Gay Awareness" was Doug said he wouldn't be able to explain it to a straight guy. Next was Ted Bell who is bitter over the fact he missed the capping of the BP well and the resulting climb in the price of BP stock. Ted says he's made friends in the media for just this kind of inside info. "That's a lot of free steak dinners and a lot of free drinks," says Ted. "Someone bent me over and branded me with the word 'stupid.'
Tonight it's Doug Dannger, Gay man and Gay journalist who talks to Phil about a "Teacher of the Year" in Pennsylvania. She lied to her school district about having a brain tumour and took charity from people, extended time off and even a family trip to Disney World. Doug and Phil discuss the time Doug told his bosses at the Orange County Courier that he had AIDS and needed time off. It was a lie. Doug needed time off to finish a screenplay. The money people gave him he said he donated to "Gay Awareness." When Phil pressed him as to what "Gay Awareness" was Doug said he wouldn't be able to explain it to a straight guy. Next was Ted Bell who is bitter over the fact he missed the capping of the BP well and the resulting climb in the price of BP stock. Ted says he's made friends in the media for just this kind of inside info. "That's a lot of free steak dinners and a lot of free drinks," says Ted. "Someone bent me over and branded me with the word 'stupid.'

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On tonights show, Dr. Ron Tarner, an astronomer and astrophysicist, tells us that he has been asked by an old friend, Dr. Bob Winslow of the Mountain Meadow School District, to teach a class in sexual abstinence to middle schoolers. Because of budget cuts the school is short of teachers. So Ron agrees and tells the children that the best way to abstain from sex is by masturbating. In speaking with the parents, Ron says he has to "go slow and explain very carefully that you can't make babies from masturbation." Ron feels that as a very educated man he might as well be talking to people in "bonnets from the 17th century who believe that flickering lights caused by swamp gas are actually dancing elves and pixies." Ted Bell joins Phil for a discussion of LeBron James and another "backstabber. Don Voges." Mr. Voges is a former chef who worked for Ted until Don took a job at a Shula Steak House in Memphis so he could be close to the St. Judes Hospital for Children. Don's daughter is sick with Leukemia. Ted however says the guy was "stepping over my body like I'm a passed out drunk in a doorway" on his way to better money the same way Lebron James "stepped over Dan Gilberts body in a doorway." Ted finally says that what James did is like "digging up James Naismiths corpse and playing with his remains by the moonlight."
On tonights show, Dr. Ron Tarner, an astronomer and astrophysicist, tells us that he has been asked by an old friend, Dr. Bob Winslow of the Mountain Meadow School District, to teach a class in sexual abstinence to middle schoolers. Because of budget cuts the school is short of teachers. So Ron agrees and tells the children that the best way to abstain from sex is by masturbating. In speaking with the parents, Ron says he has to "go slow and explain very carefully that you can't make babies from masturbation." Ron feels that as a very educated man he might as well be talking to people in "bonnets from the 17th century who believe that flickering lights caused by swamp gas are actually dancing elves and pixies." Ted Bell joins Phil for a discussion of LeBron James and another "backstabber, Don Voges." Mr. Voges is a former chef who worked for Ted until Don took a job at a Shula Steak House in Memphis so he could be close to the St. Judes Hospital for Children. Don's daughter is sick with Leukemia. Ted however says the guy was "stepping over my body like I'm a passed out drunk in a doorway" on his way to better money the same way Lebron James "stepped over Dan Gilberts body in a doorway." Ted finally says that what James did is like "digging up James Naismiths corpse and playing with his remains by the moonlight."

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Tonight, we had Bob Green of Frazier Foods on to tell us how he deals with employees sending each other pornographic photos or videos. Bob's ex-girlfriend used to send him graphic shots of herself until, as he said, he "dumped her." She then sent one to him by mistake meant for a new man. Bob said it was so graphic he wasn't sure what it was at first. "She really used the macro on that one." Bob got jealous because he "never got anything like that" that. So he decided to begin confiscating all the Smart Phones so no women could send a man a photo calculated to drive him "three quarters of the way out of his mind." Later on, it was Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills commenting on an arrest in Seattle over a so-called abuse contract. A man had his pregenant girlfriend sign a document that he thought gave him the right to beat her. Ted admitted that in the early eighties he gave waitresses who comitted infractions the choice between giving up 40% of their tip money or being slapped across the face. But Ted claims now to be a feminist and he supports "feminine" rights. Callers wanted Ted beaten by the fathers and brothers of the food servers.
Tonight, we had Bob Green of Frazier Foods on to tell us how he deals with employees sending each other pornographic photos or videos. Bob's ex-girlfriend used to send him graphic shots of herself until, as he said, he "dumped her." She then sent one to him by mistake meant for a new man. Bob said it was so graphic he wasn't sure what it was at first. "She really used the macro on that one." Bob got jealous because he "never got anything like that" that. So he decided to begin confiscating all the Smart Phones so no women could send a man a photo calculated to drive him "three quarters of the way out of his mind." Later on, it was Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills commenting on an arrest in Seattle over a so-called abuse contract. A man had his pregenant girlfriend sign a document that he thought gave him the right to beat her. Ted admitted that in the early eighties he gave waitresses who comitted infractions the choice between giving up 40% of their tip money or being slapped across the face. But Ted claims now to be a feminist and he supports "feminine" rights. Callers wanted Ted beaten by the fathers and brothers of the food servers.

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Our show tonight featured a tribute to John Wooden, the late basketball coach of UCLA, sort of. Ted Bell sponsored the first hour and a half and was put off by all the praise pouring in for Mr. Wooden. "I invented the foil wrapped potato and yet people have more respect for a guy who taught 20 year old men how to put on socks." Chris Norton, telemarketerm adult film actor, aspiring porn producer and blogger joined the show to explain how it is Rush Limbaugh is marrying a woman who is "sort of hot" in Chris' words. "It mus' be abuse 'cause she woulda marrried a better looking guy with more sessual energy." When asked why Heidi Klum was with Seal, Chris said it was because Seal got scarred, in a rite of passage to manhood, "giving a beat down to a chimp in the high weeds outside his village."
Our show tonight featured a tribute to John Wooden, the late basketball coach of UCLA, sort of. Ted Bell sponsored the first hour and a half and was put off by all the praise pouring in for Mr. Wooden. "I invented the foil wrapped potato and yet people have more respect for a guy who taught 20 year old men how to put on socks." Chris Norton, telemarketerm adult film actor, aspiring porn producer and blogger joined the show to explain how it is Rush Limbaugh is marrying a woman who is "sort of hot" in Chris' words. "It mus' be abuse 'cause she woulda marrried a better looking guy with more sessual energy." When asked why Heidi Klum was with Seal, Chris said it was because Seal got scarred, in a rite of passage to manhood, "giving a beat down to a chimp in the high weeds outside his village."
An interview with the man many call the greatest radio personality of the last 50 years.... PHSWS: People dont generally know the difference between these various formats and methods of recording. All they know is "What's taking so long for them to get these different archives up on the site. PH: I'm not sure I know what all the nuances are. I do know that once upon a time you could not download certain material and now you can. So the material put on the site in an old format has to be reformatted. Now do you do that or do you get 2001 up there. And what about keywording everything for a search engine and, oh yeah, how about some show logs for people to know what's in each hour. We do more than one thing at once but it's not eveything all the time. It'll all get done though. PHSWS: Who in Jesus is Paul Dintino? PH: Paul is like the Christ from the desert who decided he would listen to shows and log them. He's just a listener, a guy that took it upon himself to help square shit away. What can I say? God love him. PHSWS: You know the book "Misery?" About the superfan who thought a writer had ruined some of his characters and it in turn pissed her off. You ever worry about that? PH: About being tied down and beaten? PHSWS: No, about the audience rebelling against a decision you make concerning characters... PH: Yeah and I know how they feel. If my instinct is off I'll change the character back. One character change that people were split down the middle on was RC Collins. he finally grew up, was taken in by his father, enrolled in military school and is now officially "psycho." PHSWS: Whereas he used to be Goth and was missing a kidney? PH: Well he was just a sick, arrogant, neglected Valley boy with, yeah, a kidney condition and a drunk for a mother. He still has the kidney thing but it's not that serious. But now I feel like RC is growing beyond my grasp. He's not a character I can keep young forever. I don't know. PHSWS: You characters Vernon, Herb and now RC..they have mother issues... PH: Yeah they do and I don't want to get into a discussion of my mother and how it relates. The saying is "if it's not one thing it's your mother." Ted Bell on the other hand has father issues, competitive father issues and his dad has been dead for over 25 years. What's that about? PHSWS: I don't know. What is that about? PH: Ted is an alpha dog. So was his dad. His father engendered in Ted some fundamental hatred. Maybe he humilated him which is likely because Ted is a charming sadist. So Ted will never stop reminding the world he won where his father lost. It's like he will forever be pissing on his own fathers grave. PHSWS: Okay so.... PH: So..what? PHSWS: Your father? How do you feel about him? PH: I always go back to his war service because it's the only thing he did that was worthy of praise. He was unfaithful to my mother, rageful, disloyal, dishonest, selfish as shit and childish. But he was funny as fuck, playful...such a sweet man when he wasn't bi-polared out. All and all though he was a failure. Both my parenst I believe now were dealing with severe mental issues...so I can feel sorry for them but I have to also say they had responsibilities so fuck them. PHSWS: Will people rememeber Phil Hendrie as a really funny guy and so forgive him his failings? Or the other way around? PH: Good question. I have time now to master two things I never did. Humility and patience. Those are two areas of my life I never got a handle on and it hurt me. So today until the day I die I will always be fighting to achieve humility and patience. PHSWS: well said PH: Now get the fuck out of here....
Do you like Ted Bell encouraging people to eat oil-drenched shrimp as a protest against big oil....even though though he won't serve them? Or do you like Steve Bosell defending BP not allowing filming of the clean-up because the oil slick looks like the Blob and might scare people. Steve's own daughter scared him with a tar ball she found at the beacnh Sunday... Tonights news material.... 05-24-10 stories and audioShrek' Shrinks with Fourth MovieTV Ratings- 'Lost' finale takes off for ABC SundayFans stumped by Lost finaleAirlines Add Fees for Summer TravelGov Brewer enlists puppet to answer criticism of immigration lawArizona Graduation Speech Criticizing Immigration Laws Elicits Boos, JeersTop Ten Cities for the Best Quality of LifeTeacher lets students wear Klan outfitsCoast Guard Muscles In on Oil Spill Response, As Govt Patience Wears ThinChubby men as attractive as men with six-packsCrime rates down for third year, despite recessionProm Queen Crowned, Then DisownedGeorgia police taser Clifford Grevemberg, an autistic teen with a heart conditionMTA bus drivers spat on by riders take average of TWO months paid leave over assault'Justices rule against NFL over apparel licensingVenus Williams' outfit all 'about illusion,' critics call it too racyNY TIMES BEST SELLER LISTSimon Cowell 'Bored' with American IdolSlipknot bassist found dead in Iowa hotel roomWhite House backs compromise on gays in military
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