Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills has another slogan causing him problems: "Ted's just had his sausage smoked." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police has been busy following lone cars at night on the freeway to see how nervous the drivers get. And Doug Dannger pulls out his "Gay Thumb" rating system for current movies. And then for the BSP classic hour it's Vernon Dozier on to promote his book, "The Wages of Sin: Surviving Road Rage." From Hour 1 of Friday, April 1, 2005.

The Giant Siberian Unicorn, an actual species scientists believe coexisted with man, is of concern to Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay thinks people will be blissed out thinking about the unicorn and not focus on driving. Also Chris Norton reveals how much he charges for a picture of his penis. And Karen Deauville talks about bleaching... The BSP Hour is from November 28, 2001. Vernon Dozier is furious over the Aladdin soundtrack because it's patently anti-American!

Phil conducts two very weird interviews, one with a distracted Vernon Dozier who mentions that he's "hungover" but that he did not use drugs or alcohol the night before. The other is with construction contractor Steve Bosell who reflects on the passing of NASA engineer Bob Ebeling, who predicted the Challenger would blow up. Steve remembers a crash he feels he caused and could have prevented involving him breaking a wind so foul it disoriented the driver of the truck he was in. After the show stay tuned for the BSP Classic hour, featuring a clip from Hour 3 of July 30, 2003. Dean Wheeler says that giving a kidney to the parent of a girl you raped makes it okay... and he also hates Volkswagens.

The Marriott Hotel chain is moving into Cuba. Bobbie and Steve Dooley attempt to comment, but are insulted by Phil and ask to leave the air. Vernon Dozier talks about his addiction to world football (soccer) and what a waste of time it is. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is called on to locate Larry & Gloria Grover after a suspicious hang up. Then after the show stay tuned for today's Classic Hour from November 30, 2000. R.C. Collins discusses the "New Youth Nation," a group of "children" moving to an Indian reservation because they no longer have trust and confidence in adults.