Dave Oliva, Herb Sewell, Brass Villenueva, Steve Bosell, Curt Queedy, Guy Barton, Ted Bell, Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Mavis Leonard, Pastor William Rennick, Reverand Dave Castorini, Dr. Ron Tarner, Dr. Jim Sadler, Vernon Dozier, RC Collins, Justin McElroy, General Gaylen Shaw, Lloyd Bonafide, Father James McQuarters, Bud Dickman, Steve Dooley, Professor Emory Clayton, lil' Ian Anderson, Larry Grover, Gloria Grover, Jack Armstrong....(not done yet).... 5,000 plus hours There's always been more to radio than Obama and Friday's college picks.... at least the way we do it...

Moron vampire stalking an idiot human Phil, rushing in from a Bobbie Dooley Podcast, kicked off the show with a discussion of Houston Texan head coach Gary Kubiak and his medical situation. Coach Vernon Dozier said that football is so stressful he willingly chose homelessness during a period of his career, not bathing for a year and sleeping on a picnic table, rather than keep coaching. Margaret Grey practiced her new version of the Cowsills song "The Rain, the Park and Other Things" turning it into a song sung by a vampire stalking some dumb girl.  

 Dry with splinters                 The show started with a call from David G. Hall and a "doctor" named Ewan Clarence who David said wanted to ask Phil questions before he started drinking on PhilTV Saturday. In a clipped, brisk English accent he asked away until he broke character and revealed himself to actually be Dr. Ron Tarner doing a voice. Ha Ha. Tonight's show also veered wildly from talk of the Breeders Cup to Jay Santos and Dave Oliva's take on Eric Snowden and how he's going to take it dry and with splinters from the Russians. Vernon Dozier decried Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, going to his mothers house to "huddle with family members" saying he needs to be with his "m-AH-mie."  Other foolishness....

You want an offensive team name? Phil talks with Brass Villenueva as he travels back east aboard Hi Blue Records mogul Mac Cray's private jet. They'll be looking to crash the planned NFL owners meeting concerning the Redskins team name. But at the moment, they're 'poppin' bottles.' David G. Hall calls the show drunk. He feels like he can since Phil announced he'll be on Comedy Centrals 'Drunk History.' Vernon Dozier calls to comment on the Redskin team name controversy. He suggests that if you want offensive, how about the Cleveland BROWNS