We kicked off with Teacher of the Year nominee Vernon Dozier who says to parents "think like a teacher, not like a parent..in other words think more like me." Vernon used as an example of his progressive teaching methods, his singling out two female students....and comparing their chest sizes! It's all a part of hour one. In hour two, Phil does an Obama rant. Basically it had to do with Obama "not being as dumb as he looks." In the last hour, Larry Grover talks about Tiger Woods' youth and how we didn't protect him. Sure he's 35 but thats his physical age. "He's way younger mentally and he needs a pony ride and candy."

Thanks to Spooge Demon we've entered Vernon Dozier into the archives again: August 5, 2004, Hour 3 for Vernon Dozier as a real estate agent who tells "lookie-loos" that if they aren't serious about buying they "can get the hell out." Someone's conception of Vernon Dozier off the internet