Month: August 2010

Every Sunday night 3 hours of Classic Phil on the video feed 6pm PDT, 9pm PDT……

…you embarass your daughter. You are profoundly, critically overweight.'”—Bobbie Dooley

It was Dave Oliva in our first hour tonight. Dave is an aspiring Los Angeles police officer taking Criminal Justice classes at LA Canyon College. He was on to comment on a family bringing suit against Sea World in Orlando because they claim their 10 year old son was taumatized witnessing the death of a trainer there in February. The woman died while performer in a show with a killer whale. Dave said that until animals are put under more stringent controls by humans kids are going to see these things and wind up “messed up like Edwin Kemper.” He says humans “gotta do what we gotta do” to limit the violence done by wild animals to human beings. Later Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined the show. Bobbie told Phil that her sons friend-requested her on Facebook and, in fact, she is very popular with a lot of younger people because she’s “cool” and doesn’t lie to them like their parents, who’ll say that texting bills are too expensive when Bobbie knows there are unlimited texting plans you can get. Bobbie tells Phil she has “over 4,000 friends and that’s not normal for someone that isn’t a movie star.”

Robert Green of Frazier Foods and The Single Fathers Legal Fund is on to discuss the story of a child found playing with a used condom in a hotel room. It just so happens that years ago, as a newly single man, Mr. Green was living in a tiny apartment without any cleaning service because his ex-wife was “soaking” him for all his extra money. When his kids came to visit one weekend, his 8 year old daughter found a condom Bob had thought he’d tossed in the trash the night before, and was trying to put it on as a swimming cap. Bob blamed his wife for taking his extra money thus leaving his place without a maids service and condom wrappers lying everywhere. Plus, he had a basketball backboard set up over the garbage can and thought he’d made a bank shot. The following hour it’s Vernon Dozier who assures Phil that Americans are so incensed with the Ground Zero mosque and the arrogance of the people putting it there that we are ready to toss the first amendment and live without freedom of religion. Better that than all the strife and mayhem. “There’s one thing thing those beatniks in Moscow got right. That “no religion” thing. If some beatnik bums can do it, we can do it!” says Vernon.