Month: January 2011

The first hour tonight it was Warren Benmen, nervous Republican Party pollster, saying the only real shot the Republicans have in 2012 is convincing Gabrielle Giffords to run as a Republican. Going out on the campaign trail “with one eye-closed and a drool problem” would show us the injured but courageous face of America. Even if she were still bed-ridden, they could wheel her out, lower the microphone “and she could turn her head and say a few words.”

Seth Dooley

The next hour Bobbie and Steve Dooley came on to defend their allowing Seth and Justin to smoke nutmeg for a social sciences report. They were reported to police apparently by neighbor Mary Ramirez-Hurt who Bobbie thought “should have better things to do, what her ancestors coming over illegally, than to call the police on me.” The Dooleys decided the best thing would be to revoke Ms Ramirez-Hurts drive-on pass to the community and lien the couples property “for making more paper-work for me dealing with her.”

…what “reality show” is….

……….and are now available for direct download! Cheers,
-Alex


Michael Arcieri

Your Name: sherry
Subject: Ass Wylan?
Message: I’ve looked and looked through the archives Phil. I was driving across the California desert one evening listening to your show, and there was a clip that had someone “filling in for you”, and all I remember for sure is that his name was Ass something. Ass Wylan, or something like that? It was a hilarious hour, and I would love to hear it again. It would probably have been around 99 or 2000, but perhaps earlier. Can you help me locate it? Thanks for any assistance 🙂

Sherry

Replacing computers and saving some files….Sorry but I’m sure you understand….

Your Name: John h. Barr
Subject: herb sewell
Message: looking for bit with herb catching trout at midnight with his guide john whilst discussing earthquakes off seattle

Your Name: Donna
Subject: Looking for past bit
Message: Hi Phil,

I’m trying to find a bit I heard back in 1997 or 1998. The bit was either Mavis Leonard or Clara Bingham who was a nurse taking care of an elderly patient. Part of the bit was when she was describing her body as a 3 tier chocolate cake with the layers of the cake representing her breats, booty, and the jungle. Does any of this come to mind? This is one of the bits my husband got me hooked on to your show. It’s one of my favorites.

Have a wonderful holiday!

Tonight, Dr. Leo Rittenour attempted to enlighten Phil on the recent trend of parents having their childrens baby teeth removed and sent to a lab for freezing where they may be used at some point to spin off stem cells that could create replacement orgns or other tissues. It’s a very futuristic concept but none the less Dr. Rittenour believes whole heartedly in it….and happens to enjoy the act of “pulling perfectly healthy teeth from a perfectly healthy jaw”, while barefoot and using one hand to restrain the person in the chair

Later Dave Oliva, prospective LAPD officer, told Phil that tasering people, even people that aren’t suspects as in the case of a woman Tuesday in Sacramento, is a good way to find out who’s who in an investigation. Dave remembered being on a ride-a-long where the officers pulled up to see “four huge Samoans drinking Icehouse coming toward them. The one occifer (sic) looked at the other, nodded and they tased ’em all.”

Janis Joplin’s Porsche–Grammy Museum

thanks randi lavik