Conquering America….One Redneck At A Time
Conquering America….One Redneck At A Time
Napoleon Dynamite Sunday Night, 8:30 & 9:30 pm Guest Starring Phil! Click Here!
“An animated series based on the hit film, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE follows the comic adventures of America’s most awesomely awkward teenager and his offbeat family and friends as they navigate small-town life in rural Idaho. Whether he’s facing down bullies or discovering the meaning of friendship, NAPOLEON (voice of Jon Heder) proves that true heroes follow their own path – especially when they have secret ninja skills from the government.” Also Guest Starring Phil! “Correct”
From The Wall Street Journal: NFL Great Fran Tarkenton Asks ‘Does God Care Who Wins Football Games?’
By Fran Tarkenton
On Sunday, when Denver Bronco wide receiver Demaryius Thomas caught a pass from Tim Tebow on the first play of overtime and ran it all the way for a game-winning touchdown, the stadium erupted. At once, people cried that it was a miracle, and Mr. Tebow went down to pray on one knee in his signature pose. Millions of viewers already knew the first words he would say whenever a reporter caught up to him for a postgame interview: “First of all, I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!” Click for the full piece
Tonights show featured Ted Bell explaining that Wall Street is really a bunch of retired people and people with disabilities who are stockholders of various companies and want the price to stay high. They don’t care whether you get fired and thrown in the street or not as long as they are making mon-eee!
“I’d like to kick in one of these faces of Meth until the face looks better,” says Jay
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police commented on a video showing a woman being struck by a police officer aboard a commuter train. “People need to understand that you need to show a police officer respect. Stand up straight, don’t chew gum, don’t have your hands in your pockets and don’t give us no code talk like ‘Wow, you know where I can get a piled pork sandwich?’ We know what that’s about,” said Jay.
Snoop Dogg’s Bus Sniffed Up By Drug Dogs. Click for CNN
Hendrie News Services — Snoop Dogg got dogged by border dogs and now faces charges. Federal law dogs searched his tour bus along the same stretch of a west Texas highway where singer Willie Nelson was busted in 2010, according to Texas lawmen. Law dog, law don’t go ’round here! You didn’t get the word? Click for more.
On the videocast side tonight Phil was embroiled in more drama but eventually settled into an enjoyable Q&A with the BSP’s on the website. You can see the questions under “Hit Me With Some Questions Here.” Thanks Greg Vella for the picture