Month: April 2012

Pastor William Rennick was Phil’s very special guest as he talked about whether stay-at-home mom’s do actual work or are more self-employed and this can knock off anytime they want. Pasor rennick contended that stay-at-homemom’s have it easier than women who work in a job because they can “take a break, let the baby sit there in a diaper full of doo and have a nougat.” The pastor also said that if a stay-at-home mom got sick to death of it “she could lift the kid above her head like a soccer ball and pitch it off a bridge.”Did this also happen to Debbie Daley as a child?

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police had safety tips for surviving a tornando “based on many hours of sitting relaxed and watching film of tornadoes” Jay concluded that if you see a tornado “don’t do anything. There’s a fifty-fifty chance it’ll blow right by you.” Debbie Daley, the world’s only hearing-impaired radio host, came on to tell Phil that, as a child, she survived a tornando the same way Judy Garland did in the Wizard of Oz; it picked up a house and then dropped it with her in it.

Bob Green may have slapped a female employee on the ass but, according to him, that’s nothing compared to calling the North Koreans a bunch of “bowl haircuts” for screwing up their missile launch. Bob Green’s first wife had a younger brother she could order to do her bidding and it scared hell out of him

Later it’s Dr. Jim Sadler who is sympathetic to John Edwards plight. If your wife finds out you are having an affair and she’s anything like Bob’s first wife, there could be trouble. Bob’s wife would “order her idiot younger brother to tamper with my brakes. She could order him out in the middle of the night to seek out and strangle her enemies,” warned Bob

With Roy Biskey and Clara Bingham

RC Collins gets his ass reamed during a recent inspection. “You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose,” yelled DI Brewster. Collins later remarked, “Tough sergeants roll right off my knife.”

A free-wheeling discussion of the George Zimmerman arrest took place tonight with first Dean Wheeler saying Zimmerman is guilty as sin and the Larry Grover bringing his Conservatives of Kern County opinion to the table and finally Margaret Grey and Frank Grey imploring Phil to drop the topic altogether with Margaret wailing along in the background every time Phil continues with the topic

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