Month: February 2013

“Hotter than a devil? N*****, hell yes!”-Li’l Wayne, Bobbie Dooley’s Hoppity-Hop-Hip Artist of the Month

                                            Shit doughnuts

It was Ron from Denver, the owner of a doughnut shop, who took exception to Phil’s position that Dunkin Donuts and other doughnut shops have no call to criticize Obamacare and the insurance they have to buy their employees when they’re contribution to the “fat ass factor in America” is significant..

Dr. Jim Sadler joined the show as he was buying something called a “buttercake” for his wifes party. Margaret then informed him that he was buying a pastry that denotes “effeminate” behavior in France and that between him buying those and his pronounced speech impediment he’s bound to be marked by stupid homophobes…

Other weird shit as well……

                                             A Pittsburgh Penguin

Harvey Weirman talked about the value of sports franchises, specifically a team know as “A Pittsburgh Penguin” which neither Phil nor anyone else recognized. Turned out Harvey meant THE Pittsburgh PenguinS but had seen the other name on a promotional brochure..

Don Berman discussed “that summer of 1964″when he waited patiently for “Old lady Knotts” to make her berry pies, the berry pies that “caused my ass to look like a chicks…”

General Gaylen Shaw tried to lay out his view of how China might invade the United States but only got as far as calling them “cowardly yellow so and so’s” or “stinking yellow bowl haircuts.”

Art Griego joined Phil and the crew to relate how he changed his resume from “air frieght pilot” to “cargo pilot” because he wants his grandkids to think he was some kind of Indiana Jones. He said he even “sent away for one of them Kiwi bush pilot hats.”

                 Phil with future Bobbie Dooley guest Joel McHale

             Tom Jefferson’s Memorial as seen from a cab 

General Gaylen Shaw was on the show to talk about the “Omega civilization,” a so-called alien culture that he feels is behind the Russian meteroid. General Shaw said that their craft burned up in the skies over Russia as they attempted too steep a descent through the Earth’s atmosphere, hurrying to obtain specimens of “earth woman and earth boy.”

Dr. Ron Tarner joined the show to expalin the meteoroid spotted over Russian skies Friday morning. But before he did he wanted to drag it out and make sure scientists got some God d***ed respect and not see all of it going to..guess who?…Stephen Hawking!

Professor Jeff Dowder also weighed in on the meteroid agreeing with General Gaylen Shaw that it is alien-constructed

                             Meteor streaks across the Russian sky

Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler both come on to try and explain what happenes when a black widow spider bites you like one did a professional golfer in Australia. The event was the ISPS Handa tournament (“Handa” is how Australians say “Honda” claimed Bud) 

The Atherton, CA police blotter is read and Phil talks with Dr. Sadler about a business he was trying to get going where for a certain amount of money you could talk to your favorite athlete. His idea went south after he learned people were verbally abusing the athletes and he himself couldn’t intercede because no one understands him anyway due to a speech impediment…

A meteor streaks across the sky in Russia and Phil and his crew review some of the video which appears shaky, no doubt, says Margaret, because the cameraman was drinking vodka…