We had Pastor William Rennick tonight along with Father James McQuarters talking about having ones sins forgiven...for a price. Pastor Rennick will pray with people over whatever sin and at the end after HE has forgiven them he'll suddenly say "Now what are you gonna do for me....?" Mavis Leonard came on the show later to say she wanted to donate money to Pastor Rennicks church but "he didn't have change for a fifty." Assistant Pastor Bill Glidden joined the discussion to try and explain things to Mavis but she chastised him for "that bright blue suit you wear." With Justin McCelroy, David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier....

We had Colleen Cristin Brewster on the show for the first time in some ten years. She's older and dumber in this episode where her Party Circle Cruise will take overweight tweens and teens on a one week cruise between San Pedro and Catalina Island. The purpose? To teach the kids how to "Lose The Weight!", meaning puke overboard but David G. Hall comes on the show to tell Phil he isn't to use the word "puke." Nor is he allowed to use "vomit", "barf" or "throwing up." Turns out Colleen is paying David to be interviewed by Phil to see what kind of business his show can drum up. When she asks Phil why she isn't getting any calls he tells her it's because no one knows what it is she's talking about. She says to David "this won't do" and hangs up. Later Pastor William Rennick comments on Glenn Beck claiming to an audience this past weekend that he's going blind. Pastor Rennick says that he lost faith in God when Glenn Beck arrived on the scene but now has a renewed faith in God since hearing Beck is going blind. When a woman with sight in only one eye calls in to criticize Rennick, the pastor tells her "Here's what I think of your one good eyeball" and belches into the phone. Dick.

Starting the show was Bobbie Dooley having heart palpitations and wearing a heart monitor ever since a couple from her gated community talked about their son being signed to a minor league deal by the New York Yankees at a recent HOA meeting. That stole Bobbie's thunder big time because she was going to use that same meeting to mention her son Dylan would be attending a tennis academy to the tune of $40,000. When she did get around to announcing it, Bobbie said Steve "broke wind loudly" to emphasize just how quiet it got. The next hour Pastor William Rennick made an appearance to speak on behalf of "a good man, Reverand Harold Camping" who Pastor Rennick believes was cheated a bit by God.  "I don't think I'll ever be able to turn my back on God again for fear of what he might do," said Rennick. The Pastor then ended the hour playing a song that symbolized what God had done to Camping, "Everybody Loves A Clown."

Pastor William Rennick was excited to hear that the Kardashians may attend a service at his church this weekend. The Kardashians are rich and Pastor Rennick thinks it is doubly cool that they always "praise God" and say "all things are possible with him" whether they believe in God or not. In fact, Pastor Rennick says there are some Sundays he gives a sermon and doesn't believe in God at all. He also knows that Kim Kardashian might offer him a lot of money "to make a dirty movie with her: and that would be severe temptation. Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, believes St. Patricks Day needs to get more secular. Distancing itself from the Catholic Church will also mean the term "corned beef" is cleaned up.