Wednesday, April 30, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-11-12 hour three. The US had better embrace the British monarchy. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-04-08 hour one. Sending steaks to the troops for some compensation. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-09 hour two. Jeff lost a bet on the Iraq invasion.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says that kids get in the way of good sex with single moms, and that they should demand that the father take custody of the kids. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Rudy Canoza is a women's clothing store owner who humiliates women who return items claiming not to have worn them, calling them lying pigs.

Monday, April 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Don Parsley's son David was a corporal killed in a firefight in Iraq, and his wife died from breast cancer last year. Don is taking care of their orphaned 18 month old. His story gradually falls apart. By the end, he says his daughter in law was killed in a car crash and they found cancer in the dead body. Hour 3: Bob Green has written a book that tells employers to try exploiting their workers to test what they're really worth.

Friday, April 25, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher who knows how to deal with high school violence. To avoid being in a crossfire, he threatens physical violence against the parents. Hour 2: Larry Grover says that Scott Peterson will get acquitted if there are too many straight women on the jury who might get the hots for him. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, April 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley's is head of the HOA that prohibits yellow ribbons from being displayed but she hung her underwear up to get her lost dog to come home. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell's daughter made a great play at a baseball game and he's worried that makes her a lesbian.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher who will penalize students who watch the Dixie Chicks on Diane Sawyer, claiming that they're bar trash and that their apology for their anti-war statements isn't genuine. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, April 22, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a past life reader and reads callers their reincarnation stories. His readings are hit and miss. He occasionally tries to promote his Readings Center and get off the phone to avoid giving more free readings. "I don't live on air, you know". Hour 2: Bob Green says he should be allowed to DNA test his children without his wife's consent to see if they're his. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, April 21, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray says she believes Scott Peterson's claims of love for his wife that he allegedly killed, and says he is innocent. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, April 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell wants Easter replaced by a memorial day for fallen troops, and says people should honor these soldiers by eating at his steakhouse. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley tells parents that boys expect their dates to be dressed better when going to formals.

Thursday, April 17, 2003 Hour 1: Larry Grover says his elderly parents don't respect his pro-war opinions, and that it may be a sign of senility. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide says that returning vets from Iraq need to be treated with respect and not to touch them or look them in the eye, otherwise you might get a bayonet in your face. Hour 3: VARIETY.