Friday, May 30, 2003 Friday, May 30, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Herb Sewell says it's cruel and unusual punishment for Scott Peterson to have to listen to grisly details of his wife's autopsy. View Episode
Thursday, May 29, 2003 Thursday, May 29, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka is a mechanic who says people had better not come to his shop asking for pansy-ass repairs. Hour 3: VARIETY. View Episode
Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley demands that studios lighten Morgan Freeman's complexion to make him more white in a blockbuster movie where he plays God. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY. View Episode
Tuesday, May 27, 2003 Tuesday, May 27, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley is hosting another grad party this year at her house. a kid overdosed there last year but Bobbie says let the kids make up their own minds. View Episode
Monday, May 26, 2003 Monday, May 26, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-04-10 hour three. Killed a French poodle because France is bad. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-08-16 hour two. Elvis and breaking a guitar over a kid's head. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-17 hour two. Treat returning vets with extreme respect. View Episode
Friday, May 23, 2003 Friday, May 23, 2003 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler talks about golfer Annika Sorenstam and the PGA. he says men need to get behind women's rights or women will take it out on them in the bedroom. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY. View Episode
Thursday, May 22, 2003 Thursday, May 22, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says women athletes like golfer Annika Sorenstam should not be competing with men because if they lose it will set women's rights back decades. View Episode
Wednesday, May 21, 2003 Wednesday, May 21, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says American Idol contestant Ruben Studdard needs to win because being overweight he needs the respect of beautiful women to succeed. Hour 3: VARIETY. View Episode
Tuesday, May 20, 2003 Tuesday, May 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are going up to people's houses and blasting an air horn, yelling Orange Alert, to remind people that terrorists could strike at any moment. View Episode
Monday, May 19, 2003 Monday, May 19, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a wealthy restaurant owner who was yelled at by a pedestrian for speeding, so he's trying to get the city to enact an ordinance that prohibits people from confronting important businessmen. Hour 3: VARIETY. View Episode
