Tuesday, September 30, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jim Sadler intimidates people driving slow in left lane. He flashes the high beams and lays on the horn. Hour 3: Eric Hester counsels new couples not to molest their newborn children.

Monday, September 29, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray did a lap dance for a friend's husband at a Christmas party. She thinks she may have to fire the wife, who she works with, for speaking out against the husband. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, September 26, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Paul Lane is a high school football coach who hazes his players to get them to win. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, September 25, 2003 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler says women want aggressive sex but it's something they don't express. He encourages men to fantasize about other women during sex. He concocts porn movie scenes to help them. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Chris Norton is a telemarketer and says you'd better not piss him off because has your information. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley criticizes her neighbor's Democratic daughter for not going out with her Republican son.

Tuesday, September 23, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says women antagonizing men might bring consequences, because he threw a cigarette butt out of his car and a woman threw it back in. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, September 22, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier solves his kids pregnancies or speeding tickets by beating them. Hour 3: Bob Green says we should all be thankful to McDonalds for setting the standard for quality and service.

Friday, September 19, 2003 Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is a Korean War vet who as a crossing guard says he is in a position to cause harm to kids if seniors don't get the respect they deserve. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, September 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Herb Sewell wrote a book, "Any Way The Wind Blows", telling hurricane survivors to lighten up because what they've been through doesn't compare to his lame life. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier beat his son up for not winning a football scholarship.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos and the citizens auxiliary police are speeding up cars through school zones so pervs don't get a chance to 'pull an apple from the tree'. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.