Friday, November 28, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-08-30 hour three. Axel Rose sucks. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-07-31 hour one. Sexually suggestive garden. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-02-24 hour three. Anatomically correct snowman.

Thursday, November 27, 2003 Hour One-- A Thanksgiving Day Steve Bosell Marathon. First, Steve Bosell talks with Phil about a cyber sex relationship he had with what he thought was a woman and was in fact his next door neighbor Roy Hutchins aka "Bonemaster." He's suing Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-12-12 hour two. Cybersex prank. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-11-19 hour one. Camel toe. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-09-02 hour one. Suing a telethon.

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide is a senior citizen who says RVs have the right of way, and if you see one coming you'd better move over. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003 Hour 1: Art Griego says Thanksgiving should be a white peoples holiday since this country has not been particularly good to minorities. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, November 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins is a cadet who doesn't want to fight for a country that persecutes Michael Jackson. Hour 3: Bob Green says people are not thankful to supermarket owners during the Thanksgiving season, and he will not let people out of the store unless they give thanks.

Friday, November 21, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos as a citizens auxiliary police will harrass people who are talking in public about Michael Jackson's guilt. He says it makes them sound like big shots who know about police investigation work and that it might taint a future jury pool. Callers cite the First Amendment. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, November 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says it's ok to leave your child with a pedophile superstar if it will ensure that kid's success. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier, coach, says Michael Jackson has made things bad for people like him who get a little too comfortable around kids.

Wednesday, November 19, 2003 Hour 1: Jim Sadler says that everyone should be sympathetic to Michael Jackson because he is black and was abused. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka is a mechanic who says you should not bother the service desk people about your car. He's been in business for 2 months. Don't interrupt the cashier doing her money count, either, because if the money's good enough they may want to knock off at around 11 am. Hour 3: Bobbie Doolie is a HOA president mandating gun ownership in her community.

Monday, November 17, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell says he's the victim of spousal abuse because his wife grabbed his arm when he was walking away and left marks. He read a book, figured out that he had shame and was abused, and called the police, who laughed at him. He's trying to stand up for his victim's rights with an organization called Men's Aid. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.