Wednesday, December 31, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-05-15 hour one. Star Wars had better be #1 at the box office. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-22 hour one. RC didn't cry when he got a tattoo. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-04 hour one. RC calling himself a war veteran.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-10 hour three. Making fun of stuttering kids. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-09-23 hour one. Cigarette butt thrown back into Ted's car. Hour 3: RERUN of parts of 2003-09-05 hour three and 2002-10-01 hour three.

Monday, December 29, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of parts of 2003-12-29 hour one, 2002-09-17 hour one and 2002-09-19 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-10-15 hour one. Sports talk messes up David's betting strategies. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-10 hour two. Bob Green's hair system.

Friday, December 26, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-11-18 hour two. Angry car mechanic. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-11-03 hour one. Hiring his daughter as a birthday dancer. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-13 hour one. Partial breastfeeding is dangerous.

Thursday, December 25, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-02-14 hour three. Tithing expectations. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-04 hour one. Dressing as Jesus in nursing homes. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-03-25 hour one. Church funds for breast augmentation.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-12-21 hour two. Aroused lying in the manger. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-10-31 hour two. Guns and werewolves. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-12-24 hour one. Exploding Baby Jesus prize.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-09-24 hour three. Democratic neighbor's daughter. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-12-02 hour three. Trampling others on Black Friday. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-10-20 hour two. People addicted to pain meds.

Monday, December 22, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell is doing charity fundraising to build a golf course. also he harasses people by calling them repeatedly. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-11-21 hour one. Harassing people gossiping about Michael Jackson. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-04 hour two. Kobe Bryant was driven to cheat on his wife.

Friday, December 19, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Art Griego goes up to kids and hugs and kisses them, and if parents intervene, Art will intimidate them since he lifts weights. Hour 3: Jim Sadler defends Michael Jackson, saying the American people are the ones that perpetrated any molestation.

Thursday, December 18, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray says people have stolen her idea about hanging Christmas wreaths in the back window of cars. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.