Friday, April 30, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley talks about prom night and how it's great for outcasts because it will teach them what it's like in the real world. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier is a gas station operator who is irritated at his customers because gasoline sends money to terrorists.

Thursday, April 29, 2004 Hour 1: Jim Sadler and his fellow dentists want legal protection taken against complainers and scaredy-cats, as they are responsible for increased suicide rates among dentists. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-04-01 hour two. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-03-24 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2004-03-30 hour one.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler runs an operation rescuing immigrants coming across the border, but he has them perform sexual acts at safe houses in return. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, April 26, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka says he has a right to free speech, so quit telling him to 'shush' in the movie theater. Hour 3: Paul McNamara says housecats are naturally feral animals and he wants them to lose protection as domestic animals and be placed in animal internment camps.

Friday, April 23, 2004 Hour 1: David G Hall, broadcast owner, talks about how the FCC is turning into Big Brother over decency standards. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, April 22, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Clara Bingham talks about how her school ties unruly kids to their desks as an alternative to corporal punishment. Hour 3: Justin McElroy says the Princess Di and Daniel Pearl videos were interesting, and that adults are hypocrites about Earth Day.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says she's entitled to drive a gas guzzler because soldiers in Iraq are dying so people like her can live high on the hog. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jay Santos is stopping kids to search them in case they might be planning another Columbine shooting. Hour 3: Herb Sewell talks about how hard it is to make women realize their ex-husbands were bad fathers as well as bad husbands.

Monday, April 19, 2004 Hour 1: Paul Tubby Lane doesn't want to look at other peoples kids because his kid is special. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.