Month: April 2010

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Show Log, Thursday April 1, 2010

Besides losing his temper at the beginning of the show Phil brought on Clara Bingham, the wife of Pastor William Rennick, and she talked about controlling school bullying. Clara said Joyful Union High School practices a kind of aversion therapy whereby they walk up behind a kid being bullied and drop a noose over his head. The idea, says Clara, is to remind the kid of what lay ahead if he doesn’t deal with the problem. Either that or they show the kid a dummy floating face down in a pool. Next hour Phil went off on some brain-dead soccer mom who won’t get to see her snookums graduate because the school has banned her from the ceremony. She compared detention at the school to “a concentration camp”  and thats all the teachers needed to her. They 86’ed her fat bum. Final hour, Dr, Ron Tarner, astronomer and Tea Partier came on to discuss the poll numbers showing Obama losing public support everywhere…but he only wanted to discuss the poll numbers, not any of the reasons why the numbers are low. When the final caller of the hour said “he doesn’t want to discuss it” Dr. Tarner remarked to Phil “Is she talking about my genitals?” That ended that.

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Tonights Show Material

04-01-10 schedule and audio
April Fools Jokes Keep People on their Toes
Boss Doesn’t Find Your April Fool’s Joke Funny
Taser Used on 10-Year-Old; Policemen Suspended
US Navy frigate captures 5 pirates near Seychelles
(As You’d Like to Hear Them?) *Perils of ‘chexting’ hit spotlight with Tiger Woods, Jesse James
Excitement Builds for Release of Apple’s iPad
Planned Sarah Palin CSU speech stirs California protest
Mom Banned From School After ‘Nazi’ Comment
Poll: More blame Obama for poor economy, unemployment
Couples Prioritize Husbands’ Careers Over Wives’
Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could ‘Capsize’ After Marine Buildup
Kan. abortion doc’s murderer gets life prison term
‘Niggardly Obama’ Billboard Generates Outrage In Acampo
Reaction mixed to idea of East Coast drilling
Pope has immunity in abuse trials: Vatican
Anna Paquin Announces She’s Bisexual For True Colors Fund PSA
Racist radio ads draw challenge
For Pennies, a Disposable Toilet That Could Help Grow Crops
Terry Lakin: Army Officer Joins Birthers, Defies Orders
Stories we didn’t get to

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Guam might capsize? Erykah Badu nude? Oh Well, A Little Bird Told Me….


Drunk? Dumb? Might Be Both

By Margaret Grey

WASHINGTON — Is the island of Guam in danger of tipping over and capsizing?

U.S. Rep. Hank Johnson, who had to have been hammered, recently worried that it might be, according to a videotaped congressional hearing that is getting plenty of play online and over the airwaves.

Hammerin’ Hank Johnson’s comments came during a House Armed Services Committee meeting as he questioned Adm. Robert Willard, commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, about the impact of U.S. troops on the little island.

“My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize,” Hammered Hank said, straight-faced and serious because of the sedative effects of straight vodka

The admiral seemed to take the question seriously, too.  But he was being polite and maybe covering for Hank “Hill” Johnson “We don’t anticipate that,” he said, proceeding to describe the population on Guam.

The derision online quickly gained momentum Thursday.

A note from a reader to a blog at National Review Online said, “My son is stationed on Guam. I just sent him the video and told him to run to the other side of the island. He said one of his shipmates showed up to work with a life vest on!” Ha Ha ha…oh good Lord, whatever.

On YouTube, about 75,000 visitors had viewed the video exchange through Thursday afternoon. Not bad.

“Please Georgia, you gave us Cynthia McKinney, now Hank Johnson?” one commenter wrote. Oh good God, whatever…

Meanwhile 90’s R&B sensation Erykah Badu got nude in Dealey Plaza for a forthcoming music video. Problem..other than the getting nude in Dealey Plaza part..is that Dealey Plaza is near where President John Kennedy was assasinated 46 years ago…in Dallas, Texas and as such is a memorial site. Problem also: The video was shot with casual and unsuspecting people caught in frame. Problem, as well: Erykah took her clothes off. Nude, full and irrevocable. Last problem: Erykah isn’t blessed with the greatest kisser or body. Lay that reality on top of where she was and who was there and it just doesn’t pop up Music Video Awards although having said that I’m sure she’ll be a cinch for one.Christ, forgive me