The usual…Uncensored videocast begins at 9pm PDT……We’ll explore oil/immigration/Commie and new methods of urban renewal…blowing the buldings up with the people still in them….on the Phil Hendrie Show!
Tonight………..
Month: May 2010
Show Log For Wednesday, March 19, 2010
Bobbie and Steve Dooley tonight mentioned their Summer-tacular dance competition featuring 6, 7 and 8 year old girls as if it was an artistic and classy demonstration. Among the featured dance moves were “The Spread,” “The Full-Spread,” “The Three-Quarter Spread,” “Junk In The Trunk,” “The Tail Gunner,” and “The Lay-Out.” Larry Grover joined is for a discussion of Congressman Mark Souder, who has resigned after it was revealed he’d had an affair with a staff member. Larry has had it with fellow Christian conservatives failing morally. he thinks the best thing for Souder is to be slapped and thenj back-handed and the best thing for the woman involved is to have her head shaved. Larry also revealed that he bolted a cage around his own manhood as a way of teaching himself not to say the words “boobs” or “tits.”
G.D…I gotta get coffee…no alternative….
Okay, I gotta get a nap in before show-prep so see you at 9pm PDT for the videocast
Johnny Beane And John H. Figure It Out!
I was able to put a post up on the web site this afternoon while I was driving. And I had both hands on the wheel. How did I do that? Naturally, someone was writing it for me as I dictated it. In this instance, it was Margaret Grey who interviewed me later for her series “Who Knew They Had Talent?” Someone, I forget who, posited that I may have been texting with my…..please excuse me….dick. You imagine that? I mean we have to infer, kid about and drool on concerning sex 24/7 or we think we may never get laid again. That’s how it seems. How childish. Okay, getting back to who won the bone-us points….it was Johnny Beane and John H! Conratulations! Let’s give them a hand! And some lotion!
Texting while driving
Finally answering all e-mail tomorrow…..that’s a fact!
Leaving an audition in Santa Monica…
….a Phil Phact….George Clooney, so the story goes, did around 200 pilots as an actor before one of them went to series. I believe that show was “E.R.” Now by contrast, of my first 5 pilots 2 went to series but they were both smellers, one getting toileted after 4 weeks. In the words of Mel Allen, ” How about that!” This has been a Phil Phact, written entirely while I was driving. The Phil Difference? I had both hands on the wheel. For bone-us points, how then was it done?
Margaret Grey
“Helen of Troy’s face launched a thousand ships. Helen Mirren’s face launches about four.”
Jim Sadler
“There is a position in Yoga called the Reverse Cobra where the goal is to put your knees behind your ears. If they tell you to do that, watch out. It’s pretty obvious what your choice is at that point. You gonna turn that down?” That was Jim Sadler on our show tonight as he related to Phil how he inadvertantly learned how to give himself a blow job practicing Yoga.
Vernon Dozier
“Evey year I’m a Santa in the mall and every year parents send their kids up to sit on my lap and punch out a bag of gas that would lay out livestock so the parents can make a point about high seasonal prices”
