Month: May 2010

I went in the ocean for a final swim. That’s when I saw two jackballs in small sailboats heading my way. Looked like they might sail right over top of me. I remembered a move Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police taught me. So I faked left, then dove right but it didn’t matter. I saw they had capsized about a quarter of a mile away, like the wankers they were.

 

….in St. Vincent and the Grenadines. The first thing about this place is the sound of birds. I don’t know what kind but there are plenty of them making every kind of sound….cawing, cooing.. I even heard a bark and a moo..I slept late so it’s lunch in an hour. ..lots of English people here which is fine as far as it goes. Tonight I’ll get good and drunk and test the theory…. You know I’m kidding….!! I love all mankind. Yesterday, I had a right jolly chat with the native lad who runs the bar at the anchorage. Talked about the cricket tournament now being played in the Caribbean. All the teams hosted by the West Indies, eh what? Anyway, the lad was quite excited by the locals prospects but I set him straight about our lads and how their lads would take a right bashing from our lads. Then I thought how great it would be if Hall of Famer Ernie Ladd of the Kansas City Chiefs were to show up. Hall out.