I love WTKK, Grace and all my Boston listeners, I do. But what would you think of me if I started being “objective” about this shit just because I’m on in LA and Boston. The Lakers have been my team since I had the measles as a kid and I was reading the sports page about Jerry West and Baylor rolling the St. Louis Hawks. By the way, the year I had the measles as a 10 year old is the year the Lakers went down to the Green Funk, 110 to 107 in…..game seven.
Month: June 2010
Younger Phil-Phil with major Hollywood stars…..
….Greg Kinnear and Gary Shandling around 2002…People have come to watch from time to time, if you’ll pardon the expression…
Young Phil- Phil H. in England at the….
….Abbey Road Studios pub, 1987. We were there broadcasting for KLSX, Los Angeles, on the 20th anniversary of Sgt. Peppers being released…
Young Phil-Phil at KWEST, Los Angeles 1978 and The Playboy Mansion
Disneyland, Dec, 31, 1978 with Frank Bennet and listener who I’m trying to nervously draw attention away from because she’s drunk
Sess…From a photo shoot by Alison Reynolds that was literally in the cabana at the Playboy Mansion in 1985 and do you think I even got a whiff?…Naah, later for that..
Phil Pheed Update-Here’s Your Headline-“Southwest seizes dozens of human heads”
Where is this investigation ‘headed’? 
Let’s hope they don’t lose their ‘heads’
Dozens of human heads were intercepted by a Southwest Airlines employee last week, the airline confirmed. It was a great “heads up’ by the employee who was ‘headed’ home at press-time
The heads, which were intercepted in Little Rock, Ark., were ‘heading’ over to local officials who will investigate whether or not the heads were properly obtained. It comes under the ‘heading’ of “Crminal Investigation” most likely ‘headed’ by local police authorities.
Southwest officials said the airline refused to ship the package because the ‘heading’ on the label was incorrect. “And then when we found out what was in the package, we started scratching our ‘heads.’ Then, naturally we contacted the authorities to give them a ‘headstart’ in contacting the coroner,” said airline head man Joe Head.
NBC reporters put their ‘heads’ together and found out that the package was on its way to the ‘head’ office, in Texas of Medtronic, a Minnesota-based medical research and technology company. Not wanting to be ‘headstrong’ Little Rock police handed the package over to the county’s ‘head’ coroner.
After he gets out of the ‘head’ the coroner will investigate whether the heads were legally obtained.
“I’m ‘heading’ rapidly to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts. They must use ‘head-hunters’ to track them down for research or some other ‘wrong-headed’ reason,” The county coroner down there, Garland Headley told our ‘head’ reporter, “We just want to make sure these heads here aren’t ‘heading’ to that black market and underground trade. I mean, I know people are just ctrying to get ahead but…Jesus Christ…who by the way was played by actor Murray Head in the film version of Jesus Christ Superstar. “
Head said it was his understanding that the heads were going to be used for educational purposes, maybe even the “‘Head Start’ program.
A Medtronic spokesman told NBC that JLS Consulting, ‘headquartered’ in Wynne, Ark., was the supplier of the heads in this instance. JLS had its license revoked in December 2009, grabbing ‘headlines’ at the time. The ‘head’ of their company must have looked like a deer caught in ‘headlights’ according to the Arkansas Secretary of State’s online database. Well, I guess that deer didn’t die from a ‘headshot.”.
Southwest is now ‘heading’ up educating the parties involved in the shipment of the heads on proper protocol for body-part shipments, especially on passenger flights where people are ‘headed’ all over the place, Head said. What will the ‘headstone’ on this story read? Stay ‘ahead’ of the information and keep it here.
Show Log for Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Curt Queedy and Guy Barton from the West Virginia State Senate talked about President Obama tonight as a man having to deal with hysterical and pushy people around the BP incident. They warned that the harder you push a President, the slower he goes because he doesn’t take orders from regular people. And besides, it’s a good thing Obama didn’t order equipment from the Netherlands because…hello…that’s where Joran Van der Sloot is from and that’s all we need, the Gulf full of butchering Dutch. Also guesting tonight was Shoell Heller, a writer for Inter, an energy blog. He said the comment by the BP chairman today calling the folks of the Gulf the “small people” was meant to simply say that “they are good people and hard-working people but they just don’t matter.” Heller said the people of the Gulf should stop “whining.” “Look at us Europeans,” he said. “We’re Back in Black.”
Tonights Show Material
06-16-10 stories and audio
CHARACTER // OPEN // CHARACTER
TV ratings: CBS squeaks past ‘Bachelorette’ Monday
*Northern Colo. Tea Party cancels speech by Iowa congressman after controversial remarks
*‘Glee’ Beats Out ‘Eclipse’ For #1 On Billboard Albums Chart
CO School Board Rejects Controversial Global Warming Petition; Will Continue Teaching Global Warming as Fact
*BP agrees to $20B fund; chairman apologizes
*BP ‘small people’ comment causes anger along Gulf
7 Crazy Celebrity Mansions
*Could the next big-screen Spider-Man be African-American?
*Trying to Cut Off Arm Was ‘Near-Death Experience’
*Obama oil spill address draws 32 million
Flight Attendant Helps Land Plane at O’Hare
*Police: Officer under review after punching incident caught on camera
Chris Klein Arrested For DUI
Dads Top Choice For This Father’s Day: Oral Sex from Mom
Apple, AT&T get record number of iPhone orders
Virginia Woof, meet Bing Clawsby: Top 10 Most Unique Pet Names
Gates, Buffett to megarich: Give it away
Obesity Can Take Toll on Sex Life
Cabbie Charged with False Imprisonment
Oprah gives magazine staff $10,000, iPad each
Ozzy Osbourne’s Genetic Code Being Mapped
Drug Abuse Admissions Up Among People Over 50
Left Over Character Bit:
Dean Wheeler: O’reilly really got hurt by the comment Rush made about ted baxter,..he was very, very hurt by it and this could very well be a crack in the conservative front…O’reilly has been quiet and introspective… I think O’reilly was blindsided… he didn’t quite know what to make of it…. it threw him emotionally at a time when the voices in the media should be one…so this spat can seriously hurt the whole conservative movement, two titans of conservative media fighting/… this could be the end of the GOP… republicans have to take sides… pick rush or oreilly maybe… What if I said that Fox news is pussy././Limbaugh doesn’t need them..he’s firted the first warning shot..asd that they better remember who the big dog is…not Fox..Limbuigh … Or maybe its a liberal deanm who is laughing at what a little bitch ‘reilley is and he’s laughing at these conservatives throwing shit on eahc other… i like that — repubs are so petty, look at this fight, typical of the party, thats why they’ll never be in power again… the two titans are going at it… gop put all their power in oreilly and rush… Deabn comers on and gives us the perspective from the left and when I ask him what about this or that policy having to do with the left..he evades it..he doesn’t want to talk substance when it comes to the left… yes he makes it personal… we’re smarter (wont defend policy), we’re more strategic (wont mention strategy) just that they’re better
