Check out David Wong or Professor Oxford’s (I forget which) in-depth study on which stupid trilogy of fantasy and grooviness was tippy-top! Click on the image!
When I was happy, when there was a future, when I could still change course……there I was, asleep….
Phil
Justin McElroy is a high school student who worked as a theme park character at a prominent California amusement park this summer. His costume, that of a pirate, included tights. As he wasn’t wearing any support when he spotted a young woman he liked he got aroused. In order to hide it, when asked to take a group photo with the family, he got too close to the back side of the girls mother and pressed himself into her. She complained to the park and Justin was charged with sexual harrassment and battery. He and four other employees sued the park saying, among other things, that it’s impossible for a “ficticious character like a pirate or an octupus to sexually harrass a woman because they don’t exist.” Larry Grover was with Phil the next hour commenting on Harry Reid’s assertion that it doesn’t make sense for Hispanics to be Republicans. Larry is a very right wing conservative who prefers to sit next to white people “at ball games.” However he said that one thing Republicans had plenty of were hispanics and one thing they needed more of were black members. So even though he likes his racial balance around four white guys to every one black (“like at a lunch counter”) 
he knows conservatives need to field more black candidates.
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Tonight on the show Bobbie and Steve Dooley join Phil to encourage support for the new Muslim mosque at Ground Zero in New York. 
Yes, Ms. Dooley did write a letter to a Muslim groups attorney discouraging them from opening a similar mosque near Western Estates. But that was only because she feared boys from her sons class would deface it with drawings of swastikas and penises, like they did to a Catholic church last year. Boys will be boys. Later, it’s Doug Dannger on eliminating the word “marriage” and replacing it with “civil union.” Yes, says Doug, it took gay people to bring clarity to this debate. It’s about a strictly legal business arrangement and “civil union” describes it much better than “marriage.” The word ‘marriage” only gets peoples hopes up and then they wind up killing each other and leaving body parts in suitcases spread all over town
Tonight…..Are you sure you gay people want anything whatsoever to do with marriage? It ain’t no bargain pal….
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