Month: October 2010

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Bobbie Dooley is incredibly impressed but not surprised that as a way of memorializing her presidency of the Western estates Homeowners Association her husband Steve has carved into the hedge on their front lawn a topiary of her enhanced breasts.

Monday, July 24, 2000

Phil welcomes Dean Wheeler who feels that Tiger Woods recent victory will result in an increased danger for black people on golf courses. Phil Phact: Features the caller that almost strokes out. Phil talks about the fact his kids are half Jewish and attend a Catholic school.

Wednesday, May 4, 2005

Larry Grover is choosing to go to Hawaii with a new “TV actress” girlfriend for a golf week rather than attend his daughters volleyball tournament…….Donna calls in to scold Larry…….but thinks she’s listening to the Rusty Humphrey Show…Larry breaks into the song “Honolulu Baby”…Phil Phact revealed:  In this hour we find it was actually Larry Grover, not Ted Bell, who said “I’d rather poke my eye out with a stick than look at you.”

Wednesday, January 4, 2006

Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child.

Lines on my Face-Peter Frampton
Gonerrhea-Lil Wayne
Land of Confusion-Disturbed
Joey-Concrete Blonde
Indian Summer-Poco
God Moving Over the Face of The Water-Moby

What’s Phil Watching On TV?

Sure he’s funny. But when Phil’s off the air his tastes run toward history, true crime, documentaries of all kinds. Check out this twisted tale Phil was eyeballing on the tube

The Rick Sanchez story was discussed by Phil and sponsor Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills this evening. In response to reports Sanchez disparaged Jewish people in the broadcast media, Ted told Phil there are just some things an employee cannot say. In fact Ted had to fire one waitress who dared say she supported Obama while Ted was in the building. He fired a bartender who had the bad taste to mention he was Roman Catholic to a customer. And he canned a valet who ran into the restaurant to tell Ted that Jughead of the Archie comics was “a homosexual.” He was wrong. It was new character Kevin Keller.

                      Kevin Keller…..gay

Ted fired him too. The problem of texting in movie theaters was taken up by Citizen Auxiliary Police officer Jay Santos who told Phil and his listeners that  his crew will be out and about at movie theaters this weekend making sure no one is using their phone to text disparaging comments about movies they are watching to friends waiting outside. Movie theater managers are cracking down on texting in the theater and Jay has seen some of the texts. “This movie smells like one of your fathers farts,” was one message allegedly texted by a mother to a ten year old daughter waiting outside. The purpose is to drive business away from the theater “for kicks.”

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“A Little Bird Told Me”-By Margaret Grey

Santa Monica–In what many in this and other media drenched towns will long remember as a red-letter day, Rick Sanchez said something interesting and was fired for it. Sanchez, appearing on some horseshit radio show said, and this is a Margaret Grey Exclusive, that saying  Jews were an oppressed minority was pretty funny.  It had been reported that Sanchez was fired for saying Jon Stewart was a bigot. We have just received word that that’s bullshit. Jon Stewart is a bigot. No, he was fired for saying Jews were running all over CNN and were about as opppressed as the Kennedy family. I mean he didn’t say exactly that but it was close.

Margaret Grey came on praising a New York City elementary school teacher who admitted in a September 7th blog that she had worked as a prostitute. It takes a certain kind of tough woman to do that in the name of supporting herself so she can be a teacher some day. Not a bad role model for other young women, said Margaret. When Phil asked her how she’d feel about a life like that for any daughter of hers Margaret told him “Well of course that wouldn’t be for my daughter. I can’t have that given the time I spend exposed in the media. But for other women’s daughters I think it’s a great opportunity. The next hour it was Professor Emory Clayton who told Phil it’s racist for a white man to hang a black effigy from his tree on halloween but it’s not for a black man to hang a white one. The reason? All ghouls and goblins are white. “Dracula was a white man,” says Professor Clayton.

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