Month: January 2011

Curt Queedy and Guy Barton, the state senators from West Virginia, were on tonight propping their new bill, one which would allow the states to administer corporal punishment to kids if the parents fail to. Guy was sitting in a restaurant one night watching a little kid ruinning around and had already calculated how hard he’d have to trip the kid to send him flying, head first, into the sweet potato fry bin. A law allowing the state to take over punishment would save Guy the trouble..not to mention the kid.

Ted Williams

Professor Emory Clayton discussed the Ted Williams story, a homeless man…a former disc jockey…given a second chance at life by a newspaper that discovered him panhandling money using his voice as a hook. Professor Clayton said that Ted, a black man, was “simply banging symbols together and wearing a bell boy hat for the white man. The white man will fade away and leave Mr. Williams alone in a dark room. The only way you’ll see him…..is if he smiles.”Not the same Ted Williams

BTLS Interviewed

 

Kip Waddell says, “A Backstage Pass is the only way to fully enjoy the Phil Hendrie Show, to be a part of the ongoing effort at keeping radio entertaining and keep Phil Hendrie in the kind of income he deserves. I did it. People I know did it. Others I’ve yet to meet have done did it. You should did it too.”

The January 2003 archives have been converted, uploaded, and are now available for direct download! Cheers,

-Alex

“G.D. it. Why aren’t people as perfect as me?”

We opened the show tonight with a discussion of John Boehner, the new Speaker of the House. Raj Feneen of Immigrants For Americas Rebirth had a laundry list of things wrong with Boehner, from the fact he said Saddam Hussein should “burn in hell” to the fact he said “God Bless You” to someone who sneezed. All of this is a violation of the separation of church and state, according to Mr. Feneen.

Margaret Grey is sick to death of the school districts of America and their CONSERVATIVE agenda as opposed to the school districts that have a LIBERAL agenda. One such school district in Texas was sent a series of death threats this week. Ms Grey said that she doesn’t condone violence but it’s hard not to act out. That’s why she stood up in a parent/teacher meeting and said she would never hurt children but any stray dogs or cats she sees she’ll run over. “I saw a German Shepherd, looked at Frank and said ‘There but for the grace of God go you.’ And then I floored it.”

 

Not her……

Is there too much DNA exoneration going on? Jay santos thinks so. Even though DNA evidence proved a man’s innocence in Texas…after 30 years of incerceration….Jay believes it’s better to just keep people in prison, even if they’re innocent. Letting them go, he believes, “makes monkeys out of law enforcement.” What would he say to a guy locked up for something he didn’t do? “Tough toenails.”

Later on Larry Grover talks about being fired from his job at Culver Print for sexual harassment. A new shop manager arrived and it was a female with a very large chest. So Larry started cavorting around the shop with two volleyballs shoved under his sweater entertaining his male coworkers. The woman walked in on this exhibition and promptly had him fired. Larry thinks that as long as you keep your prejudices to yourself it should be no problem. How was he to know this woman showed up for work on time, every morning, at 9am?