Month: March 2011

Dr. Ron Tarner, a professor at the University of Denver, just bought the iPad 1 and finds our number 2 is due out next month. As a confirmed Apple fan he’s got to have it and he’s going to make his students pay for it!

“Where can I find the bit on Mark mcGwire breaking the home run record. jay doesn’t think he should because he has a Roger Maris rookie card and it will be devalued if McGwire breaks the record. Hilarious bit.”

Tonight, it was Ted Bell outraged that a customer threw a plate of ice cream in his face…ice cream that Ted failed to tell her was made from human breast milk. And Doug Dannger believes that Charlie Sheen is every bit the rock star Charlie Sheen says he is          I’m hot. You’re not. Oh well.

Michael Arcieri

Professor Emory Clayton came on to discuss with Phil and his audience the futility of anyone arguing with him who doesn’t have as much education as him. He also chastised Phil for attending a lecture the professor was giving and laughing half way through it                            Pompous ass