Month: August 2011

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Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington and the chairman of the Progessive Student Faculty Alliance at the school, knew he was going to have to deal with his conservative students on the stock market dropping 500 points and their blaming Obama for it. So in order to “even the playing field” he smashed the lecture hall thermostat causing the air conditioning to go out and the students to have to sit and sweat and not focus on their arguments. Professor Micksa said he “debated them real good.”

Mr Don Parsley came on our show tonight to relate to Phil the story of his wife, son, daughter, niece and nephew getting badly hurt in a cattle stampede at the “Eubem County County Fair” (not to be confused with the old county fair known as the Eubem County Fair) According to Mr. Parsley his aforementioned family memers were “hooved, gored and horned” by a “cavalcade of steer,” some even breaking away from the others to single out Parsley’s son for particularly harsh abuse. This nut even asked for donations so he could pay the hospital bills, declining Phil’s $1,000 offer as “not even enough to pay for tap water.”

First it’s PhilTV in HD and that starts at 9:15pm PDT and that is dirty but it don’t go to everyone only the ones that want to see it so it’s not technically dirty and then is the radio show and that’s at 10:00pm PDT and that’s not dirty at all except we do adult jokes except they’re not dirty like the Sponge or Howard Anthony

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Bob Green of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about the pressure he and other businessmen are under with this recession. The only way for him to let off a little steam and feel like he was makinjg a political statment was to tear up peoples food stamps when they came in the store or pretend to wipe his arm pits with them. Now that the debt ceiling bill has been passed there is money backing up those food stamps and Bob doesn’t even have that pressure release anymore. Additionally, during the interview, some employee of Bob’s put his lap-top in the microwave by mistake and blew it to pieces.

Steve Bosell has been disgusted by the Warren Jeffs, FLDS cult controversy and the fact there is now an audio tape of Jeffs having sex with an underage girl. Steve wants to sue the entire Mormon Church because Steve feels his own morality has been degraded by knowledge of the tapes existence and the fact that he, Steve, wants to “send away for one” once it’s made available.

Well I just can’t say
Will I live tomorrow?
Well, I just can’t say

But I know for sure
I don’t live today”

—-Jimi Hendrix

Kid, you bug me. And there ain’t no amount of screaming and crying that’ll change the fact PhilTV in HD returns tonight live at 9:15pm PDT or that the radio show is likewise back on at 10:00pm PDT…and that’s right kid, PhilTV is uncensored. What’s that kid? You say you have the exact same Batman cape that I’ve got on right now and that I’m copying you? Kid, all I did was dye a table cloth black. Are you serious?

By MARGALIT FOX

Published: August 3, 2011

— Ogden Nash

Bubba Smith, an outsize presence in the National Football League who went on to a prolific career in television and the movies, was found dead on Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 66.

The cause was not yet known, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County coroner’s office said, adding, “There is no indication of anything other than natural death.”

A 6-foot-7 (or possibly 6-8), nearly 300-pound behemoth of a man, Smith, a defensive lineman, was the No. 1 draft pick for the Baltimore Colts in 1967. He spent nine seasons in the N.F.L., playing on two Pro Bowl teams, in 1970 and 1971. In 1971 he helped propel the Colts to a 16-13 victory over the Dallas Cowboys in Super Bowl V.

Traded to the Oakland Raiders before the start of the 1972 season, Smith played two seasons with them before winding up his career with the Houston Oilers. He retired after the 1976 season.

Afterward, Smith made a career of playing rather large men on film and television. He was best known for his role as Moses Hightower, the mild-mannered florist-turned-lawman in the film comedy “Police Academy” (1984) and many of its sequels.

He starred in the short-lived TV crime series “Blue Thunder” (1984) and had roles on many other shows, including “Good Times,” “Charlie’s Angels,” “Semi-Tough,” “Hart to Hart,” “Married With Children” and “Family Matters.”

He was also seen in a well-known series of Miller Lite commercials — “Tastes Great; Less Filling” — in the 1970s and ’80s.

Charles Aaron Smith, known since childhood as Bubba, was born in Beaumont, Tex., on Feb. 28, 1945. His father coached the high school football team on which he played; the elder man’s techniques, Bubba Smith told The New York Times in 1971, included whacking his son with a board he took to the field for that purpose. What redeemed these episodes, the son said, was that “he didn’t holler.”

Smith played defensive end at Michigan State, where his size and prowess gave rise to the chant “Kill, Bubba, Kill,” which emanated frequently from the stands. He was named an all-American in 1965 and 1966.

As a senior, Smith took part in what came to be called the “game of the century” — one of several games so designated in the annals of college football — played at home against Notre Dame on Nov. 19, 1966. Smith sacked and knocked out Notre Dame quarterback Terry Hanratty in the first quarter, and the game ended in a 10-10 tie.

Smith was the author, with Hal DeWindt, of the book “Kill, Bubba, Kill!,” published by Simon & Schuster in 1983. In it, Smith intimated that Super Bowl III — in which his highly favored Colts lost to the upstart Jets under Joe Namath — was fixed, although he supplied no evidence. Smith’s assertion drew fire in the news media.

Information on Smith’s survivors was not available. (His brother Tody played for the Dallas Cowboys, the Oilers and the Buffalo Bills.)

Smith was named to the College Football Hall of Fame in 1988. Michigan State retired his number, 95, in 2006.

For all his acclaim, Smith, drawing on the teachings of his father, was philosophical about his abilities.

“He taught us to be humble off the field,” Smith told The Times in 1969. “Inside, I’ve got to feel I’m the best, but if I tell you I’m the best, then I’m a fool.”