Some people are not that well aquainted with steak or meat or restaurants or ordering drinks and so I thought I’d show you our Meat Chart as a way of getting started. Please note that the animal you see is called a steer. If I sound sarcastic please forgive me. I had a run of real idiots last week.
This is the new “Daily BOBBIE.” It will be my daily blog to let people know what’s going on in and around Western Estates, our gated community that is a Shangri-La from the reality of recession, failed business and all of the things we’re hearing so much about. I know, right? Knock wood. Also this is a blog about what I’m doing and the different projects that I’m doing.
For instance I’ll tell you about “The Circle Of Taste,” our exclusive group. We are a bit more knowledgeable about fashion and food and wine and health and travel and jewelry and perfume and shoes and dinner parties and everything than a lot of gals. A lot of gals want to join “The Circle Of Taste.” Well we currently have 5 gals with a waiting list of 671 so good luck, I guess. But we do alot of things for charity so please don’t think we’re stuck-up. A lot of gals are stuck-up but we’re not. 
Three of my ‘besties” from The Circle Of Taste! Left to right, Carole Newburg-Gogolak, Lavendar Trail, Missy Christianson-Wang, Hydrangea Place and Veronica Martiin-Horn, Artichoke Circle
Another event I head is our nude walk for health. We walk the perimter of Western Estates once a year, basically following Lilly of the Valley until it dead-ends at Flax, take that to Daisy and then up Snakeroot. We walk it nude but only allow those gals that are the most fit. Yes, people have been upset by the notion of a nude walk but once I sat everyone down and explained to them that as the Homeowners Association president I can call on emergency powers, they all shut their faces. Okay? Why a nude walk? It raises money for charity. How? That’s what people always ask. How does it raise money for charity? It’s the stupidest question. haven’t those people every heard of walks or runs for charity? You go on a walk or a run and people donate because they’re impressed with you walking or running. We do ours nude because people are obviously going to be more impressed. I mean I think that’s how it works but, you know what, if you don’t know Google it or something. I know it has to do with people being impressed with you and saying “Oh, I want to donate because they’re walking and I’m not doing anything but pulling needed air from someone else.”
Sometimes also we’ll advertise “SD Landscapes,” my husbands wildly successful landscaping business. Here’s my husband Steve now to tell you more:
“Thanks to you Bobbie. I’m Steve Dooley. If you want your yard looking so good you’ll think you’ve come home to the wrong house and also think you’re breaking into the wrong house and eating dinner in the wrong house and everything then call SD Landscapes. We’ll have your yard and anything else you got feeling good and also looking good I mean.”
Thanks Steve. Okay I’m bored to death already. Ciao!
Reverand David Castorini is concerned about a new orangutan exhibit at the Indianapolis Zoo. According to the Reverand, watching primates seduces humans into identifying with them and hence we, as humans, start believing in the theory of evolution. Castorini told Phil that sometimes, when he gets depressed, he goes to the zoo to look at the monkeys and cheer himself up. Ultimately though he winds up wanting an ape to “rule over me.”
Reverand Castorini dream and nightmare…to be ruled by an ape
Harvey Weirman, Marine veteran and retired lawyer, joined Phil to discuss the attack on Pearl Harbor 70 years ago today. Harvey said he is tired of “having to remember a defeat. We got caught with our shorts around our ankles as if we were shuffling down the hall for toilet paper.” Harvey wound up playing the Japanese national anthem telling Phil ‘these are the guys we should be honoring. We got our asses handed to us!”
“Read my blog about the things I feel are important today! Click on the …header.. Oh shut up Steve.”
LA Radio Great Vic the Brick with long-time Phil friend Don “Big D” Olender, Rose Bowl earlier this year. “D” appears to be holding an aboriginal didgeridoo. But why?
Don Parsely tried to con Phil and his listeners into thinking he had experience as an escaped convict and therefore was the best man to try and bring in a fuigitive in New Hampshire. All he needs is $50,000.
Chris Norton, a telemarketer and sometime pornstar, was ‘forced” into breaking off his engagement to a young lady when he couldn’t take the fact she had a double mastectomy. “I know it makes me look like a double-douche or a douche deluxe, if you will, but that’s the way it is,” said Chris while breathing through his mouth.
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