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“A psychiatrist determined his problem was spending too much time masturbating and reading “Archie” comics.” Show Log For July 3, 2012

Ron Tarner, Ted Bell, Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Bobbie Dooley and others in a mashup of views…featuring Dr, Tarner confessing consideration for a sex-change operation..

Dr. Ron Tarner……a woman?

Ted Bell argued with Phil about who got what royalty and profit from the sale of a Ted’s Of Beverly Hills ringtone…and later Dr. Ron Tarner, at a carnival with his fiance Julie or Linda confesed that he’s gone through counseling for a sex-change but didn’t go through with it because a psychiatrist determined his problem was spending too much time masturbating and reading “Archie” comics.

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Every New Order* In The Shop On The Fourth Gets A Free…….BOBBIE DOOLEY KEY CHAIN! Hell Yeah!

Every New Order* In The Shop On The Fourth Gets A Free…….BOBBIE DOOLEY KEY CHAIN! Hell Yeah!

Hell yeah!…You can’t go to the Suimmer-tacular (who can, really?) but you can celebrate in spirit by having your own Bobbie Dooley Key Chain…and now for the fourth of July with every order coming into the Shop we’ll pitch a Bobbie Dooley Key Chain into the styrofoam filler that…I mean we will lovingly place a Bobbie Dooley Key Chain into the gayly decorated package** arriving at your sun-splashed cottage.


*Offer excludes digital purchases.

**By “gayly decorated” we mean something brown with tape and your name on it.

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Andy Griffith Has Died At Age 86

The legendary Andy Griffith has died at the age of 86, according to friends. TMZ was reporting around 7 a.m. PST that Griffith was rushed to the hospital in North Carolina—”transported by an emergency medical crew that was called to Griffith’s home in Roanoke Island.” Shortly after, former UNC President Bill Friday, a close friend of the actor, confirmed that Griffith has died.
Griffith starred in The Andy Griffith Show from 1960 through 1968, Matlock from 1986 through 1995, and even later in his years he was showing up on shows, like Dawson’s Creek. He was more than an actor, however—Griffith also directed, produced, wrote, and was even a Grammy Award-winning Southern-gospel singer. In the early stages of his career, he was a monologist—listen to “What it Was, Was Football” below, released as a single in 1953, it reached #9 in the charts.

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(A hat box is a guy so deep in the closet he’s a homophobe) Show Log For Monday July 2, 2012

(A hat box is a guy so deep in the closet he’s a homophobe) Show Log For Monday July 2, 2012

Doug Danger, a gay man and a gay journalist, was on tonight to comment on Anderson Cooper coming out. “It’s a great moment Phil because it will make straight people less afarid of gay sex and it will make those homophobes lose their “hat box” status. (A hat box is a guy so deep in the closet he’s a homophobe)Jay Santos demonstrates his ‘safety-first’ fireworks skill

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joined the program to talk about the CAP’s 4th annual family picnic. Jay assured Phil that while he and his “subcommanders” could safely handle fireworks the law still holds for other people: No Fireworks… “I can light off a Roman candle near your new-born baby and not burn the kid up but some other dumb ass, no way,” said Jay