Month: November 2013

It’s Scientology talk from Phil to start the show as word comes out that Tom Cruise admitted in a deposition that Scientology drove Katie Holmes and daughter Suri to leave him. Later Father James McQuarters talks about the thousand yard stare most Scientologists exhibit because “they’re scoping out the horizon looking for Xenu to land.”

Top college football rankings are discussed with Coach Vernon Dozier who takes a little offense at Phil joking about the BCS computer. To Vernon, the BCS computer is “a big part of a lot of our lives in football. I like to think that the BCS computer and I have ‘a thing” if you will or ‘an understanding’ and I don’t think of it in the filthy, degenerate way other coaches do.”

…and he suddenly can’t explain football rankings to Bud or Margaret….neither can Dozier…

Phil has Jack Eigagder and Brad Rivkind on to talk more about the Jonathan Martin-Richie Incognito siituation. Jack says it’s the one time he can use terms like “ape,” “monkey” and “gorilla” about a football player and not get in trouble since Incognito is white. Rivkind calls in to half-heartedly defend Incognito until he hears some of the specifics and then he gives up…

Phil tries to define what a typhoon is as opposed to a hurricane and winds up having to define “patroon.” (A patroon was an early, wealthy Dutch landowner in New York state) 

Karen Deauville along with her husband Herb and brother-in-law Jarry calls the show to talk about trans fats and how healthy they all eat. Problem is even though they do, according to Karen, Jerry’s fat and she has a big ass.

A pasture at dawn…pretty but what does it smell like?

Phil discusses vaccines and the possibility of them causing autism with Bobbie Dooley and Margaret Grey who tell Phil they’d rather risk their child dying from whooping cough than growing up staring at ceilings and pointing at anthills saying “mommy.”

Margaret runs down a set list she is scheduled to do this wekend at the Kangaroo in Fontana with songs that have titles like “The Smell of Love,” “My Bowlegged Gal, Sal,” and “Gee, Spot, do you need water in your bowl?” The guy who wrote “The Smell of Love,” Garrett Beacham, called in but then hung up when Phil and Bud started laughing at the line… “Its the middle of the night but you smell like a pasture at dawn…”

Dave Oliva, Herb Sewell, Brass Villenueva, Steve Bosell, Curt Queedy, Guy Barton, Ted Bell, Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Mavis Leonard, Pastor William Rennick, Reverand Dave Castorini, Dr. Ron Tarner, Dr. Jim Sadler, Vernon Dozier, RC Collins, Justin McElroy, General Gaylen Shaw, Lloyd Bonafide, Father James McQuarters, Bud Dickman, Steve Dooley, Professor Emory Clayton, lil’ Ian Anderson, Larry Grover, Gloria Grover, Jack Armstrong….(not done yet)….

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Our staff rendering of what it probably looked like when Bosell tried catch a bus home..

…….after Bud spilled coffee, Bosell felt he had to strip and clean it up with his clothes….Michael John wins 4 big PHS shot glasses!

After Bud spilled coffee before the game started on Sunday….what did Steve wind up doing?!