Month: April 2014

……but I got a pair to prove they don’t have power over me”-Margaret Grey

Photo shows the path of Shirley Jones  950th home run for the Northwest Texas Wonderboys at Cavalcade  Park

Phil talked to Bob Captain, former major league plasy by play guy about Albert Pujols hitting his 500th home run. Captain recalled the story of Shirley Jones (not the actress) a big home run hitter in minor league baseball for the Northwest Texas Wonderboys who jacked his 950th (or something) one day. When the fan who got a hold of it refused to return it to the team other fans chased him down, nearly stripped him and almost beat him to death and got the ball back. The thing of it was no one to this day knows how many home runs Shirley Jones hit. Phil meanwhile sounded like a Bozo abroad not being able to pronounce “Pujols.” 

Phil flipped out on the equipment….again….talking about how “all this” he thinks he is as an audio engineer….as his phone was ringing while his mike was open and he couldn’t turn it off. Alright!

Margaret thrilled the assembled with her version of “Shot in the Dark.” 

                     Thumbed his nose at Cornwallis…something like that

The crew interviewed a real moron, William Boone, who wrote a book without a title about something that supposedly happened during the Revolutionary War…the Continental troops thumbed their noses at Lord Cornwallis somewhere in North Carolina….Also Vernon Doziers theory on why a kid stowed away in the wheel well of a commercial jet going to Hawaii…something to do with the jet representing his dad…Congratulations are in order and therefore will be given to kingnut99…winner of todays All-Access BSP iPad…sign up for an All-Access BSP and call in tomorrow to have a shot at winning one….Weeee!

                                               Pirates and Brewers brawl

Margaret claimed she didn’t know much about “the minutiae of the show” which gave Bud the opportunity to claim she distances herself from the show when she’s with “the ladies that she’s with for lunch.” Phil was stung to hear these ladies thought Phil was “off” and that it might not be the best thing for her to be on our show. Big discussion this morning also about some of the metal that Phil plays. Margaret claimed some kind of disembodied hand “probed her” and General Shaw said that his wife Patsy felt an invisible finger try and ‘enter her rectum.” The panel talked about a brawl that broke out in the Pittsburgh-Milwaukee game yesterday. Bud thinks it started when the pitcher told the hitter he “looked like he sucked weiner.” Mumblix Grumph won our first iPad giveaway during the All Access BSP Pre Show…

We’ll start giving away an iPad every morning this week on the PhilTV All Access BSP Pre-Show beginning at 8:30am PDT Monday!…… Get an All Access BSP if you don’t already have one!

Drops Tomorrow #BSPonly

                 Billy Uthcott just past Meiners Oaks, home of Krugars Mufflers

Phil begins the show by telling everyone, calmly, he’s getting a fire axe and burying it in the equipment. Phil talked with the crew about the ongoing angst of family members around the flight 370. Later Will Garbarini, “oceanagrapher” discussed further search efforts with the panel and Mavis Leonard who imagined herself being on board. Margaret began feeling bad for the first class passengers who would have been the first to hit the water. RC Collins discussed the military options in the east Ukraine, quoting “Lieutenant Mullings who’s our tactics and battle plan instructor” and mentioned the Marines in a famous World War 1 battle that had nothing to do with the topic….Beginning, Monday we giveaway an iPad a day during our All Access BSP preshow!