The show originates from The ELCOTT Arch of the Novitiate in Anaheim, CA with Dr. ELCOTT explaining the Expulsion and the Purging while dealing with Margaret's invasive questions about a date he asked her out on "for one lousy drink." Bud's loud directions further piss him off, as Phil referees the entire thing. General Shaw refused to take part in the show.

Phil and the BSPs chat about a variety of topics, this time from the Elcott Arch of the Novitiate in Anaheim, CA.

Phil brings on a Classic Friday featuring November 2004 and March 2000 show bits. Frazier Foods' Robert Green is discouraging the sale of turkeys to impress a Playboy bunny he's dating. And author Brad Rifkin offers the opinion that Patsy Ramsey killed Jon Benet in order to impress her book club.

Phil and the crew talk with Dr. Jim Sadler about holiday depression and find out that he's depressed. Vernon Dozier talks about a freak December 2011 wind that hit Arcadia, CA and how it flattened an egg warehouse he owned. And in a special, free Thanksgiving football premiumcast, the Milwaukee Lions take on the Houston Sweat from the Sweat Box in Houston. Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson call the action.

It's an "As You Like To Hear Them" interview with Donald Trump. Dr. Ed Elcott is bathing and discussing glitter beards, something ELCOTT-The Next Step novitiates have been wearing for years. Chef Carl Chodillia has set up his annual Thanksgiving dinner display... He eats a multi-course meal while people walk by and watch.

Bobbie Dooley joins the show to discuss the origins of yoga and how we've culturally manipulated other countries. Chef Carl Chodillia gives his Thanksgiving preview and promos his upcoming five butter stick turkey. We then bring back the old segment, "As You Like To Hear Them," which is an interview with a prominent individual in the news whose voice is impersonated by Phil. This time Phil interviews former Cumulus CEO Lew Dickey. And Jay Santos joins the show to talk about the Russian war plane that was shot down overnight.