Hour 1:
Gay journalist Doug Dannger warns that if Richard Hatch doesn't win Survivor then gay people across the country will riot. Phil explains why Combover Boy is a thief.
Hour 2:
"The Tribe Has Spoken" Bob McGraw joins the program, he is manufacturing and selling "Corn Rat" inspired by the Survivor TV show. Bob says 50% of proceeds will go charity but he's not exactly sure which ones. Phil explains how swearing can sometimes get o
Hour 3:
Publishers Clearing House winner Viola Newberry calls the program to complain that she's receiving pornographic magazines in the mail. Attorney Harvey Wireman claims that his client Chris Norton had a right to e-mail revealing photos of himself to women a
