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Show Log For Thursday June 5, 2014

     Phil tonight with The World of Phil Hendrie at the Hollywood Improv

Frank Grey joined the show to talk about The Delmonico with Margaret and whether or not “she is at risk from the slut teachers at her school. Especially that Ms. Smith. He’d love to shove her face in it.” The General and Ms Grey argued over a cheesey joke the General cracked. There was a story about a man that drove cross country with a corpse and the General said he does that once a year with his wife Patsy when they go visit their kids…and he followed that with a ha ha ha…

Phil said you can take Slenderman and pound him sideways because its all about how psychotic the kid is…..Phil said having a lawyer on to talk about how the kid is going to plead is beside the point. Its about how mental the kid is. And then General Shaw said Phil talks too much…..

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Show Log For Wednesday June 4, 2014

                       Elvis Witner, a man Mavis Leonard heard speaking Chinese in a parking lot

General Shaw gets angry at Phil when Phil dismisses his questions about the band Opeth and Slenderman and the Middle East…Margeret accuses Phil of “licking ass on the whole black race…” which prompts a round of racial and ethnic jokes…Bud gets his ass kicked when he jokes about Phil and Robert (makes ‘cone gobbing’ noises)….Bud gets pissed when Margaret “blows” the punch line to a joke… Bob Bakians incomprehensibe traffic reports are defended by David G. Hall who has actually sold commercial time in them (one sponsor is “Back-Of-The-Ass Ford’ in Back-Of-The-Ass, CA) 

Mavis Leonard came on the show to talk about the perception that Phil’s “IQ was doing a spontaneous drop” when he started doing a stutter-babble. It was all resolved when Mavis said she heard the exact same thing in the Lucky supermarket. “It was a man speaking Chinese.”

Phil also discusses the one man show tomorrow night and some of is rehearsing for it…