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Chief McGrath and his wife Bunny can’t believe what his cops have gotten into

                                                        BW or FS

Margaret says Phil plays bands like Chelsea Grin and Beartooth to piss her and others off. She also offers the opinion that her talking about “opening the Bombay doors ” (taking a shit) is far less gross than Robert and Bud talking about the same thing…

The Bowe Bergdahl controversey was discussed with Margaret saying she’d “wipe with an American flag and post it on YouTube if it got The Delmonico released” from captivity. For her activities during the Vietnam War, General Shaw said he’d give Jane Fonda the chance to make up for it as a BW or an FS.

Bobbie Dooley updated everyone on her activities…announcing she and Steve would head a contigent from Western Estates to Phil’s one man show Thursday night…She also talked about the Dooley family water skiing at Buttner Lake. “We put out red flags on our dock and on both sides of our speed boat which basically say ‘The Dooleys are afoot….best stay on the dock for the next 30 minutes.”

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                                   Coast Highway, “a living hell.”

The panel began discussing with Phil his tendency to make funny and playful noises when pronouncing certain words and the possibility the audience will call in or email worried that Phil is exhibiting early signs of Lou Gehrig’s disease. General Shaw then did his impression of Lou Gerhig giving his “luckiest man on the face of the earth speech” with his voice gradually slurring into an uncomprehensible grunt which Margaret found very funny….

Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills discussed the Hollywood Improv show Thursday and his idea of thanking the staff and management of the club by using fake names since “no one would be any the wiser.” He crap-canned the idea after Phil told him the people managing the club know what their real names are and would take offense.

Phil discussed the drawbacks and advantages of driving California’s coast highway prompting a memory from Margaret of having done just that with Frank “and it was HELL. And stopping at all those little restaurants that serve calimari. They can all go to hell on a shutter!”

“From May, 2005 Lloyd Bonafide talks about the very unfortunate case of Terry Schiavo. Lloyd thinks that in the photos of her circulating, she’s staring right at him.”

SS Ronald Reagan off of Santa Barbara Saturday evening

SHOW LOG FOR FRIDAY MAY 30, 2014

Margaret was bitching about how she didn’t get her VIP pass to Phil’s show at the Hollywood Improv as quickly as some of our winners get their coffee mugs, even one of the guys who won this morning. And they discussed the controversial nature of the VIP giveaway this morning…(listejn to the pre-show)

Chris Norton joined the program to talk about a new restaurant he’s opening, based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Only he calles it Mex-Tex or “Mess-Tess.” The restaurant will feature wifi enabling patrons to “sext” each other, send sexual texts. Hence the name Sext-Tex. Or as Chris calls it “Sexx-Tess.” Whatever.

Don Berman was afforded another appearance on the show this morning due to technical malfunctions yesterday morning. What Don chose to talk about was the sale of the Clippers for 2 billion and of course carved it up and wound up hanging up on Phil. Did we use the word ‘up’ enough?

 

                                        The Amity Affliction

The Amity Afflictions’s song “Pittsburgh” prompts a discussion about “how a guy can sing like that and not have a sore throat.” Then Phil flipped out on a comment made by Gloria Allred to the effect that the Santa Barbara shooter was fueled by “mental illness created by male chauvinism.” Bud and Margaret both wanted to run a “dirty word alert” because of the language Phil was using. But it was too late.

Jack Armstrong talks about how his offer to buy Kirsten Powers lunch almost got him beat up

Phil talked about how jive a lot of men’s rights groups are… 

Margaret and General Shaw argued about the phrase “up the butt” and how it relates to the phrase “up an ass.” 

Steve Bosell discussed Googles lack of diversity in their hiring and how that’s a light at the end of the tunnel that Steve and other men live in as Google gets all the social love.

Don Berman was on as a guest but his phone blew up

 RC Collins gears up for paintball training as part of Bradley combat training

                 With our brother Darragh, 1962

Margaret started the show with another suspicious addition to the Filth File. “If someone says ‘go gargle’ and it leaves the opportunity for a filthy addenum as in ‘go gargle with you-know-what..'”

General Shaw gets jealous of Margaret’s attention toward Geraldo Rivera. “That guy Rivera looks like some chump running a coffee bar, looks like a Mustache Pete.”

Phil brought on Dean Wheeler who claimed to be able to smile through anything, referencing what he and Phil thought were “odious comments” by Joe the Plumber. In fact Dean smiled his way through his second wife sleeping with a friend of his and that guy adopting “the Chinese twins.”

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