Who is your top pick for the Phil Hendrie/Vernon Dozier MAA-MAA of the day, huh? Any of you need your MOMM-EEE?
Bobbie Dooley, Gloria Grover (Larry’s mom) Mrs Dozier (Vernons mother who kissed him full on the lips everyday before school) Margaret Grey, Mavis Leonard (Roberts aunt and proxy mom)
Well, what about it?
In this episode Rick Slauson, attorney at law (and never heard again on the show), talks about the Scott Peterson trial and says he thinks exposing Peterson to his wife’s autopsy photos will be cruel and unusual punishment! From May 2003.
The floating eyeballs from “Village of the Damned”
Bill Cumming is back on the show, this time as a “‘Publican party representative” (in Bud’s words) to defend the Benhem brothers, HGTV show hosts who made comments construied as anti-gay…..
Phil’s sitcom idea “The Sterlings” starring, possibly, Dabney Coleman as a racist pro basketball team owner and the character of his wife is discussed…
Donald Sterling has said many a controversial thing but that doesn’t stop him from continuing to run his yap….Phil comments..
Larry Grover and his mother Gloria come on the show with Gloria calling Larry “a real limp dick” because he wants her to buy him a ‘droid
A discussion about the Benham brothers looking like two of the “Village of the Damned kids all growed up.”
Doom Hurdle at Cratered Park
Bob Green discussed Donald Sterling while his store is featuring a post-Easter Sale called “The Crucifiction Continues.” Bob claims it has nothing to do with Sterlings on-going problems. It’s about selling left-over Easter candy even though Phil and the panel point out that Easter was about resurrection, not crucifiction.
Ted Bell, owner of Ted’s of Beverly Hills steakhouse, told the audience about being at the Beverly Hills Hotel to protest the government of Brunei’s ownership. Ted said Jay Leno led the assembled people in a protest cheer; “1-2-3 Brunei can shove it up their ass!”
Jeff Dowdder was at Cratered Park in either Nebraska or Texas riding the roller coaster Doom Hurdle. He sounded like he was going to die but afterward said it was just “okay.”
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Steve Bosell sues the entire internet…..for making him look ‘like a big, fat, scaredy-cat!'”
Jay Leno protesting at the Beverly Hills Hotel
The Beverly Hills Hotel is the object of protests this week because the ownership is from the country of Brunei and Brunei is a country rife with human rights abuses. This is “Margaret’s turf” as she likes to say…Bud and Robert think Sharia Law is a “joke law.” General Shaw goes against the panel on this one, having met the Sultan of Brunei, calling him a “good conversationalist. We went to Brunei and whoever the guy was with the bed sheet, the Sultan, showed us around.”
Phil talks about economic boycotts and the definition of news. Margaret takes exception to the idea that Phil has a definition of news since she works in the news business, not him and she should have a definition of news…which she unfortunately doesn’t.
Phil and the panel talk about where different bands are from, like “The Holland” and “The Hag.”
Dean Wheeler joined the show along with Dr. Paul Cutlet to discuss the climate change urency. Wheeler was having a heart attack over the whole issue while Dr. Cutlet, riding in his sedan, hit a bridge abutment…
In honor of Customer Appreciation Month, Phil’s giving shit away!!
Bosell’s Clipper floor seats used to be with other white people
Steve Bosell is contemplating a lawsuit against the Clippers for moving him off of his floor seats to the next row back after the team left the Sports Arena for the Staples Center. Steve maintains they gave his floor seat to a black guy which doesn’t make sense since Sterling doesn’t like them.
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police volunteers his unit and the “DC Federal Bur-gade,” a group whose men wear burkhas and whose women wear sports jackets and ties, for “behind the lines service” in Nigeria to help recover kidnapped schoolgirls….yea sure…
We gave away more freebies during our pre-show to BSP’s…be on hand tomorrow AM for more of the free stuff! And if you do not have a BSP get one now,…the greatest on-line subscription there is, second only to porn……
Was Charles Ramsey just trying to get those women to shut up?
This morning the “panel” talked about something the General noticed…On TV he saw a veteran of the second World War finally getting his high school diploma. The General said that while we owe so much to those guys, they aren’t exactly rocket scientists….
The anniversary of the rescue of three young women in Cleveland from a psychopthic kidnapper was today. General Shaw and Margaret said it was possible the neighbor that kicked open the door and effected the rescue might have gone over there to kick in the door and tell the women to shut up, that he coluldn’t hear the TV for their hollering….
Phil mentioned going to a photo shoot today and the ongoing nsomnia
